Too tall for girls. Takes too many showers. Listens to his ipod 24/7. Loves green even though blue > green anytime.
by DENNNG (:0 August 26, 2009
Get the Jonathanmug. a retard or a freakin' wise guy who thinks he is so hip by pretending to be a "nice guy" in the manner of a 2-year-old who stuck a thumb up his ass.
Gemma: Dude, some freakin' wise guy who thinks he's so rad named "jonathan" just sent me a text message out of the cold! 0_o
Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.
Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.
by legs21 January 21, 2010
Get the Jonathanmug. An absolute beast of a man. A "fuck master" who is unable to speak to a female and not immediately receive sexual favors.
Jonathan's are completely free of all issues that a normal Male would have and is by definition an alpha. He is incapable of being hated and is admired by all.
Jonathan's are completely free of all issues that a normal Male would have and is by definition an alpha. He is incapable of being hated and is admired by all.
by Thewhiteboy of the south September 26, 2020
Get the Jonathanmug. by fakecrying101 April 13, 2020
Get the Jonathanmug. A complete douche bag. Has no regard for his actions and will definitely make you cry. He lies, and will judge you for your beliefs. If you know a Jonathan LEAVE HIM.
by You know I’m right May 5, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. The worlds greatest shitbag. Always messes up and breaks the girls heart. Gets along well with her family but always has to some what mess up. A child of god but always is the shitbag. He always makes you have a low self esteem. Trust me when I say this, you would never want to meet this Jonathan.
by SimplyGigi November 3, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. Normally a name associated with huge douches that go to crossfit, brag about lifting heavy stuff, and can't hold their liquor.
Dude, did you hear about that guy that talks about crossfit all the time and makes lame jokes? Yeah, such a Jonathan.
by Crossfitisstupid October 13, 2018
Get the Jonathanmug.