Jesse

A homosexual person. One who finds Jake Gyllenhaal attractive, has an affinity for raspberry vinaigrette, and believes that brie can be attained at a hole-in-the-wall diner. Euphemism for a gay man.
Stop being such a flaming Jesse.

I just watched some Jesse porn. I think I may be turning Jesse.
by Lucas26 August 23, 2009
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A stupid cocky kid, who has a shlong the size of a 5 years old's. his hair is minging and gangrus and he's the size of a peanut. He is also extremely greedy and wont share anything.
Just go home, your name is jesse
look at that little rat kid
by r0ne October 23, 2008
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Jesse

a wanna be punk kid, who works in a kitchen, and likes toast.
a big player wanna be.
dates nasty hoes,
but makes a wonderful bestfriend.
"God, don't be such a jesse!"

"ew, your girlfriends nasty, jesse!"

"quit your bitching jesse, get back in the kitchen."
by rainbowbutt September 17, 2008
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Jess

Has a foot fetish. 11/10 loves feet. Confirmed fact: bakes cookies at midnight. Has no orange juice so she can't make bacon. Wants bacon. Bacon making pan=dirty. Dirty bacon making pan=depression. Jess is a great person kind of. Very nice. Also very mean. Big meanie. Memes. Loves memes. "Haha Yes".
Person #1: Hey have you met Jess?
Person #2: Nope not yet
Person #1 Yeah you might wanna stay away from her. Or at least cover your feet.
Person #2: why?
Person #1: You didn't know? She has a foot fetish...
Person #2: Oh No
Person #1: Mhm
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A fat Hawaiian kid who thinks he black and jacked but he fails horribly and he also lives in his parents basement with his computer on 24/7 its a sad life.
-Dude your such a Jesse
by weirdo? April 20, 2010
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A little cocksucker, who enjoys having large black penis in his anus.
Jesse: I'm so cool
Everyone else: shut the fuck up
by Warrenhills July 30, 2011
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A queer closet fag who has a mushroom cut & a chud. He has the voice of a 9 year old who has not, yet, hit purberty, and probably never will. He likes it in the poopchute.
Boy 1: Oh, my I want to stick it in your ass
Boy 2: Make it bleed like a Jesse would.
Boy 1: Okay, I think it's a little loosey goosey too.
Boy 2: IT'S JUST LIKE A JESSE.
by Epicness x 10 April 29, 2010
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