Alzhumor's Disease

Alzheimer's Disease + humor.

A condition of older people that prevents them from seeing the humor in things that younger people find hilarious.

Uncle George left the room when we put in the "Office Space" DVD. I think he's got Alzhumor's Disease.

by PieterB July 30, 2010

UglyBitches Disease

If you arrive at a social event and the vast majority of females there are ugly then the said event has a bad case of UglyBitches.

Man, I walked in there looked around and knew that his party had a bad case of uglybitches.

by s1lence February 9, 2005

Declan Disease

A disease that causes everything awful to happen to you at one time. Often times, falling down stairs will occur.

Side effects include: migraines, vertigo, blindness, a killer british accent, being home schooled, and everyone in the hospital knows you on a first name basis. Also, you have a room reserved in a hospital at all times.

Guy 1:Dude poor guy! He hasn't been in school for months!
Guy 2: Yeah, he has Declan disease...

by weej and keej June 8, 2011

LOLkinheimerz Disease

when you laugh so hard for a long extent of time, you catch the LOLkinheimerz disease

Omg!!! i have to stop laughing or i will catch the LOLkinheimerz Disease!

by jsan2222 from Boro NJ April 25, 2009

Liezheimers Disease

Is when you lie so much, you forget what you lied about.

Chris lies about so much stuff he cant remember what he lies about. He cant even keep his lies straight, " he must have Liezheimers Disease."

by Gumpyliversmack February 9, 2010

Horowitz's Disease

A pathological inability to acquire Wheat Thins.

I got diagnosed with Horowitz's Disease and now I don't have anything to put my vegan cheese on.

by Laz321 July 22, 2018

Bum disease

When you don't wipe your ass good enough and it starts to get itchy and or bother you in some way

"Dude, McDonalds didn't have any toilet paper so I had to wait till I got home and I had a bad case of bum disease"

by KKK is Bae June 11, 2016