bo dangles

somthing that is dank

the pick of the crop

god that dank was the bo dangles

by tj September 3, 2004

poo dangle

When fecal matter hangs from your anus.

When you take a crap and the poo dosen't quite fall into the toilet and it just kind of hangs there. Thats what the poo do it dangle - poo dangle.

by deRutte November 13, 2007

Carrot Dangle

The male equivalent to the ever fascinating woman's side-boob.

Jeez you guys, did you see Dane's carrot dangle today?

by Sam Howat April 10, 2012

dangling modifier

Huge erection (but hanging) or non-erect (way hanging) male appendage when viewed by a heterosexual makes him 'turn' homo just so he can slurp, gobble, and ride the turgid torpedo. Thus, modifying his sexual orientation.

When Chuck saw Big Percy's dangling modifier in the showers, he realized then he's always been a closeted peter puffer.

by KingTigerKommander April 4, 2009

Jingle Dangle

The act of getting a Dingle Dangle.

I can't wait till I get a Jingle Dangle from my girl.

by Folkens March 9, 2012

The Handy dangle

A person, typically male who offers to do work for a woman hoping to get closer romantically or to get laid by creating a sense of her owing him. Does not necessarily mean they follow through on actually being handy.

Someone trying to get into someone’s life by continually offering to do handy things for her.

I don’t really like this guy but he keeps offering to clean my gutters, wash my car, etc., so he can weasel his way into my life.

Girl, that’s the handy dangle!

by MIndura January 3, 2019

the dangling drop

The dangling piece of faeces on the tip of your anus that won't drop off, no matter how hard you force, squeeze or swing. Usually dangling by an extremely tenacious thread.

I swayed my ass as much as I could but the dangling drop wouldn't let go.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 2, 2003