Bleacher Creature

A bunch of pot heads that chill on the bleachers at their high school or a local high school all day and smoke cigarettes and weed.

P-sped you fucking bleacher creature, go home!

by pinetard January 5, 2010

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Unholy Creature Pose

A pose made by bending your knees and moving your legs away from you while managing to not squat, putting your upper arms up so they’re straight (preferably) or high up and have your forearms go downwards. Bonus points if you cross your eyes or smile like a deranged antelope while doing so.

Used when you want to embrace your inner stoopidity or if you just want to annoy people to no end. Can also be used when joking around with your buddy.

Jeremiah: *walking laps around the school, minding his own business*
Jeremiah 5 seconds later on his head: Why is Isaiah just standing there in unholy creature pose at me that deranged antelope smile staring at me? This is weird as frack dude, Ikm going to turn around now

by Scratchykit August 21, 2023

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Mystical Creatures

Patrons that come out showing support for a wife that should not be screwed over by a shady sob

The mystical creatures came to my rescue when my CF aka sob threatened me to gain advantage.

by Maryofmagdelene June 18, 2018

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The Creature

Scary as fuck. Featured when you watch a creature feature.

"I'm so exciteds for this new movie!" I exclaims with excitement. Little did I know... it would be a feature... a creature feature... featuring..... the creature.

by SigmaGoon27 December 13, 2024

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Beefs creature

A mysterious crack only ever seen at haazendale once you see it you learn the truth, a true blessing from. The profit once you see you learn the truth and can be expected into the kraal and go home.

Ive seen it beefs creature

by Mr haazendale December 21, 2023

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