Crap on a stick

1) A phrase used to show dislike and hate for something.

2) A delicious treat.
1) Dude that movie was crap on a stick!

2) I'm so hungry, I could sure go for some crap on a stick right now.
by BackToNormal July 02, 2004
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all that crap

"You know, like washing the dishes, taking out the trash, and all that crap"
"we're going to party and all that crap"
by thehappyemukid! November 09, 2003
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crap nuggets

I never attempt to buy crap nuggets!
by John Port September 12, 2003
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crap daddy

1. A declarative statement or expression of frustration.

2. Person who overloads you with work (i.e. your boss)
"Crap daddy! I'm getting pulled over."

"The crap daddy's pilin' it on."
by hk1976 November 09, 2006
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crap attack

noun. An acute condition where a sudden urge to shit abruptly afflicts the patient, compelling him or her to make an undignified scramble to the nearest bathroom.
I had a crap attack and all the stalls were occupied so I ended up shitting in the stall without the door on it.
by Paul Rael November 07, 2011
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crap dust

To let out a long fart while walking around a room so as to evenly disperse the smell. This action can either confuse potential smellers as to the culprit OR ensure that everyone gets a whiff. Variation of crop dust.
Fraternity House

Kyle gets up off couch and walks across the living room letting out a fart with a smile on his face.

Mike says: You bastard, you crap dusted us, didn't you!
by osteoace October 23, 2007
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Procrastination Crap

When one procrastinates by going to the bathroom repeatedly, as opposed to actually doing what they're supposed to be doing. Can also be done during the work, to give someone a chance to have a mental break, and not actually have to work.

Not to be confused with the Boredom Crap, which someone takes in a desperate attempt to alleviate boredom, as opposed to their bladder and bowels.
I took so many procrastination craps while I was writing my essay, Jen was certain I had killed at least 20 dolphins with the wasted toilet water.
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