Coconut cookie

The worst possible thing to be called

Jacob is a coconut cookie

by Rasticmonster June 5, 2018

Lazy Coconut

1. When a male is engaging in intercourse with a female, and wishes to ejaculate in his partner's mouth, however releases too early and ejaculates on her chest.

2. Dropping off dirty dishes on the bar in a gaming room instead of rinsing them in the sink and putting them in the dishwasher.

I was with Ben last night and he wanted to blow in my mouth, but the bastard came too early and gave me a lazy coconut!

by Adam Hopkins. March 6, 2011

coconut blow

When you crack open a coconut and mix jizz in with it to make it sweet and salty.

Server: would you like a coconut blow?
Person: Nah ill just have a club soda, thanks.

by Sidewhore January 30, 2018

Banging Coconuts

Verb
1. The act of making oneself believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.

2. The act of trying to convince others to believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.

3. The act of banging two halves of a coconut together to simulate the "clip-clop" of horse hooves in such a way that it allows one to believe or imagine that one is riding an actual horse.

Frenchman: "Who goes there?"
King Arthur: "It is I, Arthur, king of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons! We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights to join me at my court of Camelot."
Frenchman: "What? Ridden on a horse!?"
KA: "Yes."
Frenchman: "You're banging coconuts!"
KA: "What?"
Frenchman: "You've got two emply halves of a coconut and you're bangin' em together!"
KA: "No..."

by Col. Gentleman November 28, 2010

Coconut Pete

The infamous guy who wrote the song "Pinacoladaburg" which got ripped off by Jimmy Buffets song "Margaritaville".

Coconut Pete's reaction, "That son of a son of a Bitch!"

There is the island man Coconut Pete, pours himself a shot of tequila, there's a little place called pleasure Island, boy would I like to feel ya

by Hungoverballsack June 21, 2015

coconut dick

When a penis greatly resembles a coconut, generally belongs to Brazilians

Hell yes I love this coconut dick spill your juicy coconut milk all over me!!!

by Meatbeatjamal69 January 31, 2017

coconut husk

The cocunut husk-like display of minge when a woman bends over naked to touch her toes. A good cocunut husk is always framed by her snut and watched over by the eye of her chocolate starfish

Wendy bent over in her string and it completely disappeared inside her coconut husk..

by Tuff-T January 14, 2008