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andrew

ugly stupid asshole dickface who tends to think hes really sick by wheeling all the niners. everybody hates him but he thinks everyone loves him. it takes alot for an andrew to fall for a girl but he becomes really jelous and tends to lie and make things up to get over girls. andrew is also a phsyco drug addict who sells drugs in alleys and and will rip you off because he's a selfish little bitch. an andrew is a freak who at first you may think oh hey he's a really cool guy... but when you get to know him you're like aw fuck this kids fucked in the head, gottaa get away. basically, if you meet an andrew just try to avoid him and if you're friends with an andrew, GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!
niner 1: omg i totally just met this guy named andrew!
niner 2: holy shit, i was there once. those andrews are crazy phsyco mother f*cker bitches! get out while you can!
niner 1: wow that would explain why he ended the date early so he could make a drug deal in the alley!
by annoyedbitches September 11, 2011
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Andrew

Andrew is a dick. He is the ruddest kid. He will hve a crush on you once in your life and then when you get older and "Prettier" he will pretend you the grosses kid ever. He doesn't care if he hurts anyone. He is an ass.
"Oh great it's Andrew, let's go I'm not gonna deal with no crap today."
by Tayo13 July 2, 2014
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Andrewism

Andrewism is the way someone by the name of Andrew usually acts towards people, or situations in general. Andrews are usually seen in a positive light, but Andrewism is more negative. It is usually used by Andrews who are in a bad mood which for some that's everyday, because for Andrews life is usually not that bad but turns out life still blows. So Andrewism is just what you call when they say unnecessarily mean things to literally anyone. Usually in a way that is meant to be funny to anyone who isn't being said shit about them. Andrewism also radiates the highest level of Sodium known to man, and has a toxicity level higher than Hydrogen cyanide, Nitrous oxide, Phosgene, Potassium cyanide combined due to many Andrew's several hours is researching and hyper analyzing X-Box live game chats for several hours they have the potential of creating levels of Sodium that are deadlier to intake than eating an entire salt farm. Andrewism can also be taken in how some Andrews say "facts" that have no structure or proof, but how they say it makes you think "Huh maybe he's saying the truth" when in reality he is improvising on the spot on what he's saying, but that comes from all Andrews on a Monday through Wednesday basis.
"Why is Andrew being so rude today?"
"He's just doing a bit of Andrewism right now, don't worry he'll be fine tomorrow."
by Anderstan Von Danneberg January 3, 2023
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Andrew

The literal GOAT in any relationship. He will always have your back and is the nicest guy to be around. Once you meet him, he will be a friend you treasure for life. He's also the funniest guy wherever he goes and will make you laugh till you actually cannot breathe. Talented, athletic, good-looking, smart, funny, caring: what more could you want?
Is that THE Andrew? Thank you God for sending this cutie to please my eyes.
by Ay-Ay-Ronnie March 3, 2021
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Andrew

Andrew is the best person you will ever meet,He will change your life completely for the best.Take you from nothing to something.He cares for everyone and doesnt have time for people who treat his loved ones badly and will dight for what he believes in.He cares so much he may seem angry at you for doing silly little things,but its because he knows you he can read you like an open magazine and wants to care for you.he is strong and handsome.he is incredible cool and has so much talent.Andrew can and will turn lives around and cannot help but make people fall in love with him.
Person one:who is that
Person two:it is andrew he changed my life and my asshole
by b3Anzstigwood November 26, 2021
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Andrew

Andrew is a man who eats pizza with a knife and fork because he has a limp wrist and he sucks big, fat, juicy cock. He loves a good rim job from his best bud, Dylan.
You see that guy over there eating pizza with a fork and knife? Yeah that's gay Andrew. Oh, and would you just look at that! His bud, Dylan, is tossing his salad at the table.....fuckin' faggots.
by Mmmmmmmmbop June 14, 2021
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Andrew

gay ass dude that will fuck any male he sees. also very horny and loves to stick his penis into pillows. looks like a condom.
eww andrew stop fucking that pillow!
by rowleek cnnaw October 27, 2019
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