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boner snorkel

A snorkel that is used by your boner. Only useable if you have the ability to breathe out of you penis.
by 210249 April 21, 2018
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Snorkel

Sucking a dick from the back in such a way that the testicle are used as goggles and the half flaccid shaft is the snorkel.
Hey, you wanna snorkel?!
by Angoh January 14, 2023
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Pork snorkel

When you perform cunnilingus on a woman at such a depth, and for such a considerable duration that a flexible drinking straw is required to be used as a temporary snorkel to provide oxygen and prevent asphyxiation.
My girlfriend wants me to go down on her with considerable vigour for over an hour, I’m gonna need a pork snorkel to get out alive!
by Leonardo da finchy October 15, 2025
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Snorkeling

Two Homos 69 until completion. Basically you’re just sticking your dicks in each other’s mouth and when those sweaty balls slap yours eyes it forms a mask
My buddy and I are going snorkeling. I suck his cock he sucks mine. We are certified.
by anonymous August 26, 2022
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Snorkel Bandit

someone who enjoys dining out for a long time, deep in the dick door.
that dude is a keeper, a real snorkel bandit, he just kept on munching
by m4cca February 2, 2019
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Snorkeling in Australia

See snorkeling, except this is performed from the backside of the said male resembling how an Australian toilet flushes in reverse.. The male tucks both his balls and shaft underneath and essentially covering his taint so that they appear right beside the butt hole. The other participant places the balls over their eyelids and begins to suck on the dick while their nose rests in the ass of the male resembling a snorkel.
Boyfriend: Hey babe, want to give me a blow job?

Girlfriend: Sure. It's kind of bright in here, maybe I will just go snorkeling instead?

Boyfriend: You have always told me you have wanted to go to Australia, (as he turns around) now you can go snorkeling in Australia!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017
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Snorkelers

The act of sucking the bosses dick in QR, in order to receive overtime favors.
Dan and Lucas really are snorkelers in the office, look at all the overtime they get!
by SEABISCUIT797 December 22, 2023
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