by katieeeeeeeeeeeee January 16, 2009
1. One who smuggles ass. They generrally horde ass so much that they become it.
2. see, asshat.
2. see, ass bandit.
2. see, asshat.
2. see, ass bandit.
by Cap'nSpanky May 29, 2003
by big dick sosa September 22, 2019
A cheap hat, which, when put on, makes a large knob on top of your head. Generally baby blue, these hats are often quite humorous, especially if they are extremely high up. Named so because sometimes crack is carried within the knob.
Nigga Jim: damn, that guy must be carrying pounds of crack in that crack smuggler hat!
Wigger Jiminy: shit, son!
Wigger Jiminy: shit, son!
by Monklee March 18, 2009
a sexual manuver, wherein the submissive, or bitch (gender undefined) performs oral sex on the dominator's anus, discovers a "raisin" or "pellet",and secretly takes it home. punishable in 39 countries by spankings and/or the tequilla moonrise
you bet you're ass i gave him the tequilla moonrise. i just strapped it on and gave it to his drunk bitch sister. that'll teach him to pull that cuban raisin smuggler bullshit.
by sick , jonny and cain or fiddlekiller.com October 30, 2006
by Anti-Bone-Smuggler April 22, 2003
actively engaging in the five-finger discount of such brittish pug dogs.- Said dogs may flatulate, and stiffen upon tresspass
by ty cob August 03, 2005