Monday Rule

The rule stipulating that no one in your circle of friends with whom you typically discuss Game of Thrones episodes in can speak of, or even allude to, the latest episode until Monday. This is critical in order for the episode to be posted online for those without HBO.

"Bro, that last episode of Game of Thrones was nuts. So many people died."
"Shut up! Monday Rule!"

by RIFF January 23, 2014

A.I.S. Rule

when a friend gives a specific time to leave an event because they are the driver and will leave your ass behind if you arent in the seat at that time.

Ass In Seat

"dude im driving and i have work in the morning, so A.I.S Rule applies."
"A.I.S. Rule bitches im leaving in one hour"

by Dr. figilthorp May 30, 2011

Rule 37

There are no girls on the internet....ever .

That night elf is a guy, rule 37 bro

by Yamneko February 23, 2009

Rule 33

You put by accident “Rule 33” instead of “Rule 34” and pressed enter.

Man 1: I don’t know how to read and I typed Rule 33 instead of Rule 34
Man 2: a

by TheletterAE April 30, 2021

Rule 69

Rule 69 of the internet states whenever the number "69" appears in a social media typing space and/or picture you must comment saying "nice"

Guy 1 - Yesterdays score was 69 to 57
Guy 2 - Rule 69
Guy 1 - nice
Guy 2 - nice
Guy 3 - nice
Girl 1 - nice
Guy 4 - nice
Girl 2 - nice
Girl 3 - nice

by n00bishRegashi April 03, 2019

Rule 98

If at first you don't succeed, kill the guy who did.

Jim: "He took my ex's virginity!"

Dave: 'Rule 98 him."

by Fros7bite December 06, 2009

Nickelback Rule

The Nickelback rule is to be invoked whenever a jukebox playing random songs inadvertently stumbles upon a Nickelback tune. The rule requires a listener to immediately insert money into the jukebox so as to hastily dispatch the aforementioned Nickelback "song."

Wayne: Hey man, you got a dollar?
Dan: Why?
Wayne: "Rockstar" just came on, Nickelback rule is in effect.

by BGRM January 03, 2008