polyester patriot

A person who paints themself as a patriot while behaving in an opposite manner. Usually someone who can find a way to profit off of the false projection.

There is no greater Polyester Patriot than Tomi Lahren. She I
Has to present that fake persona since her only other job qualification was stripping.

by MartyMcFlab February 16, 2018

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iron patriot

When you have the biggest hardest shit and it makes you cry out tears of joy and pain when it gets released into the pond of shit and piss.

Dude I just had an iron patriot an hour ago

by JewishJesus January 30, 2018

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patriot handshake

At the end of a massage instead of looking for a happy ending you ask for a patriot handshake - due to the owner of the patriots being caught seeking penis relief after massages.

The massage therapist could tell that Bill needed a patriot handshake to get the full relief. Bill left Massage Envy satisfied and relaxed.

by Little baby Chuckers April 28, 2019

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A school that used to be full of country boys. Now it’s full of people who act like they are country. But we all the majority live in a gated golf subdivision and use there daddy’s money to get a lifted truck.

Hey Brandon how did you get that lifted 6.0 turbo diesel?

Brandon reply’s “ my daddy bought it for me”

Page patriots

by Page patriots August 22, 2019

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damn the patriots

Similar to "damn the man!" or "whitey's holding me down".
Comes from Metal Gear Solid 2, in which the patriots are an invisible, completely dominating group that controls every aspect of your life.

*Your computer loses all its data* "Damn the patriots!"

by Adrian December 27, 2006

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