is the pope catholic?

obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
This nonsense retort to a stupid or rhetorical question is often mixed with another popular expression - "does a bear shit in the woods?" - to produce variants like "is the bear catholic? does the Pope do it in the woods?"

"Did she come on to me?" he said. "Hey, is the Pope Catholic? Is Bill Gates rich? Of course she came on to me."

The little boy's father walked into the kitchen and asked his son if he was ready to do some fishing. "Does the Pope live in the woods? Is the bear Catholic?" the little boy answered.

by Colourful English May 16, 2006

the popo

A slang term referencing "police", originating from Southern California in the 1980's.

Fun fact: The Popo also means Mother-in-law in Mandarin Chinese.

F*** the Popo!

by eto563 December 2, 2018

The popular kids

The popular kids are usually super confident and think they're better than everyone else just because they're popular. The boys are all usually douchebags who play a ton of sports and make fun of kids who aren't as athletic and popular as them. Sure, some popular kids are nice and fun to be around, but those are usually the stray popular kids, the ones who know a lot of people but aren't in the popular kid's clique. Most of the popular boys are usually the ones who get the stunning girlfriends, where I go to school most of the popular boys are in honors classes and get straight A's. The popular girls usually dress super slutty in order to get the popular boy's attention, every other normal girl that doesn't dress like a prostitute despises the popular girls. The popular girls are also the ones who get into two week-long relationships in seventh grade. Nobody who is popular is gay, at least at my school, the gay kids are usually the ones who get made fun of. Most of the popular kid's moms are super hot and usually daddy's rich, which makes these kids feel they are more superior to their classmates. The popular kids love to talk about how popular they are and how everyone loves them, when in reality most of the kids who aren't popular couldn't hate these kids more.

Fuck The popular kids.

by Heyhihellobye December 4, 2021

slapping the Pope

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.

The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

by Kristian Berry May 8, 2008

more floppin' for the poppin'

term used to describe the floppin of womans fat when a male pops his penis into her vagina.

Stacy and Jim were having sex, Stacy was overwight, Jim was normal and popped his penis into Stacy's vagina and her stomach flopped, there for "more floppin' for the poppin'" is what happened that night.

by more_floppin April 17, 2010

butter the popcorn

While at the movies, you take a tub of popcorn and make a hole at the bottom. Then you stick your dick through it and while watching the movie, your date sticks her hand in it as if to grab popcorn. This will look that way to the movie-goers around you. In reality, she jerks you off inside the tub until you cum all over the popcorn and then she eats it. Hence: butter the popcorn.

Sean: "I'm taking Melissa to the movies tonight. You know how easy she is, so I know we are going to butter the popcorn. I'll text you tomorrow and tell you all about it in complete detail. I'll even save you some of the popcorn."

Matt: "Dude, isn't that kind of gay?"

Sean: "Hey, I won't tell if you don't."

by R.U. Sirius September 25, 2008

The Pope's Gameboy

The Gameboy Advance SP used by the Pope, for when he's not blessing people. Has been known to cause small miracles, such as turning water into wine and curing diseases. Also known as a Poboy or Popeboy.

"Yo homey, can I use the Poboy?"

The Pope: "Only if the Lord will let you, gangsta

by Monkeyman November 23, 2004