Dry Mopping

The act of taking ones dry ball hair and running it across a person’s face (not to be confused with tea bagging).

Greg got really hammered and passed out on the couch night so the dry mopping commenced.

by MarzRoidRage March 01, 2018

Mop-head

A person with long hair and is highly annoying

Person1 "Did you see thatMop-head the other day."
Person2 "I know so annoying, I just want to stick him in a bucket!"

by XTheBadMonkeyX March 01, 2016

Dick mop

A woman who cleans up the "mess" after a man with her mouth.

She is such a dick mop. No sense of dignity.

by Sandy4ever98 March 29, 2019

Boily Mop

The male variation of the term “girly pop”

Man: HEY THERE GIRLY POP

Woman: HII BOILY MOP

by raindrops01 June 26, 2023

socialist mop

An metaphorical implement by which Democrats clean up messes left by Republicans. Compare and contrast with the actual mop apparently used to clean up "messes" left by Democrats; that is, the ones that weren't left to crust over on some blue dress.

Whiny Republican as interpreted by President Barrack Obama:

"You're not mopping fast enough. That's a socialist mop."

by JTK4 October 19, 2009

mop me

A phrase used to invite someone to give fellatio.

Mop me nigga. That man told me to mop him.

by Toxxiiccs November 28, 2017

mop man

A man with a stupid haircut that looks like a mop. He also has a stoopeed mustache that’s super thicc and curly

Mop man: bla bla bla DONT DO THIS!
Kid: look out for boomer mc. Mop Man

by Oof Mcgregor November 18, 2019