Mike

Thick mike

Danggggg he too thick might as well be called thick mike

by LaNiyataylor June 19, 2019

Mike.

Mike is a person who sometimes is chill but other times no body fucking likes him and he is a fat sun of a bitch and his dick is very small and he gets a few girls but they are fat aswell and usually still look better than him but otherwise he is smart and is caring and will have the drive one day to be successful and gay

Mike. is cool and all but he is a fat bitch sometimes

by cookid101 November 30, 2018

Mike

GAY!

That guy was hitting on me, I think he's a mike...

by Savagesteve January 4, 2017

Mike

A sick, bald headed, pedophiliac dog fucker; like to flirt with every girl he comes in contact with; just an all around sick fuck

Guy#1: You see that guy over there? I heard he likes kids and dogs.

Guy#2: Yeah that shmucks a total mike!

by LilVertoDShawn August 7, 2018

Mike

An grotesquely inbred homophobic mathematician bent on complete internet domination.

"That guy Mike, he's such a fucker.

by kagdurban May 14, 2015

Mike

His dick is so fucking small, its unnatural 0/10 at a push.

This is revenge for all those annoying times Mike 😁

by DefoNotJunior May 15, 2019

Mike

Your daddy

Mike is very thicccc

by NickIsBeast223 January 26, 2020