An organisation and friendship group that was formed by four close people through their shared passion of trolling others.
The genesis of the Council was born during lockdown.
The “bald” part doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with the members, but stems from an inside joke / connection to a certain balding individual that was once intertwined with their lives.
Council members share core themes and ideologies. They work well together in tense situations, pranks, heists, payback and other business. They are able to adapt to anything that comes their way, always on guard and able to quickly come up with ways out of sticky situations on the fly.
They have become synonymous with power, skill and just being pure annoying.
They’re never an enemy for no reason, and you don’t want to be on their bad side.
The genesis of the Council was born during lockdown.
The “bald” part doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with the members, but stems from an inside joke / connection to a certain balding individual that was once intertwined with their lives.
Council members share core themes and ideologies. They work well together in tense situations, pranks, heists, payback and other business. They are able to adapt to anything that comes their way, always on guard and able to quickly come up with ways out of sticky situations on the fly.
They have become synonymous with power, skill and just being pure annoying.
They’re never an enemy for no reason, and you don’t want to be on their bad side.
Adam Twix: “Oi. Who’s locked my homework in someone else’s locker?”
COB: “The Council Of Balds. Get Trolled”
COB: “The Council Of Balds. Get Trolled”
by Xuan-News August 13, 2024
A group of select few big people from across the globe who represent different seats of the council. Once a month (unless there is an emergency that requires attention of the council) these foodies gather to discuss their discoveries on new foods, plans of when to eat food and to develop their secret technique of belly communication systems, or BCS for short. Applications to the council are few and far between and should be taken as an honour of those who are chosen to be apart of this elite food association.
Greg: Dude! did you hear that Joe was accepted into the food council!?!
Fred: Nah man! but good for him, I heard that they are quite the elite group!
Greg: Yeah! they only invite those who are worthy of their foodie title!
Fred: Nah man! but good for him, I heard that they are quite the elite group!
Greg: Yeah! they only invite those who are worthy of their foodie title!
by The Big Cheese. December 04, 2023
unless you’re looking to score some meth or some sloppy toppy under the viaduct from a cum guzzling gutter slut while her wigger boyfriend watches, I would avoid Council Bluffs altogether.
by CBgutterslut4life March 31, 2023
by rbrascal January 19, 2011
Typical universal credit chav, painted over old wooden cupboards in a white wash that's basically transparent. Generally filthy inside and out
That bitch has got council cupboards
by Chazzyb July 25, 2023
by theboyo1972 April 18, 2011
The sigma council is the highest order of sigmas. A collection of three blokes who detest zetas. Our mission is to make sure those disgraces do not live among us any longer.
Person #1: “Did you hear about the new sigma council’s order? Apparently all zetas are banned now.”
Person #2: “Good, I hate zetas.”
Person #2: “Good, I hate zetas.”
by LeaderOfSigmaCouncil July 05, 2024