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This small short lady boy from THAI LAND is notorious for getting botox in all parts of his body including his favourite part which are his lips 💋

JUNE 25TH, JUNE 26th, JUNE 27th & JUNE 28th all in the year of 2019 he got all jacked up on botox and steroids.
What a complete clown! The guy has kids that are starving and this what he does ? Does make sense now that he's completely BALD and he looks deformed & mangled like he's been through the shredder machine.
KATARINA MORDY: " hey THAI, I'm going in for a session of filler for botox this week,

They have a special going on MAGILANT NARSASSCIST so I would recommend that you take the special because your brains 🧠 is swelled up so I think you another dose"

THAI: " KATARINA, the Botox deal sounds good because my boyfriend likes it when I get my lips 💋 done. He says the time he had in MEXICO was unforgettable while he was passes out and he got polished up under the sheets"

KATARINA: " WTF!! You are a BISEXUAL little MIGGET after ALL!! ... Im going ro tell RYAN & SAM !
by THAI 💩 February 8, 2025
mugGet the Thaimug.

Thai Lunchbox

When you stack two “lady boys” on top of one another, make devil horns with a hand (pinky and index finger), and finger bang their assholes like two chopsticks.
I was so drunk in Bangkok that I thought I was taking two girls back to my hotel room, but I ended giving them a Thai Lunchbox and sent them on their way.
by anonymous January 15, 2025
mugGet the Thai Lunchboxmug.

THAI

A short person with a lot of tattoos trying to cover up their bisexualness
Yo' what are you dressing up for Halloween this year ?
Me: I'm going as a Ding Dong aka THAI
by THAI 💩 January 27, 2025
mugGet the THAImug.

Thai

MAGILANT NARSASSCIST, look up this definition. Poor Jaden and MaiLin have a father as one of these known as Thai
THAI: My life is full of lies.
ALVIN: no SHIT Sherlock.
THAI: I'm a BORN MAGILANT NARSASSCIST.
ALVIN: Since Day # 1
THAI: did you know all my school documents are fake like me.
ALVIN: your tool and die certificate is clearly FAKE as FUCK!

THAI: I made it this far LOL

ALVIN: I'm going to tell your parents.
THAI: don't
by THAI 💩 March 1, 2025
mugGet the Thaimug.

THAI

A MAGILANT NARSASSCIST who needs to be clinlicy diagnosed because he clearly has a chemical imbalance of some sort that he has no clue who he is.
These are all the things he claims!!
I did reckon on the CHINESE TRIAD because I asked his mom, she laughed and said " he's too dumb and a complete coward but knows how to put on a show like he's tough"

When he gets angry, his top lip curls up and he puffs out his chest. It's really cute LMFAO
This guy is all over the map, his story changes on a daily basis and I also looked into the tattoo that's on his upper part of his neck. Once you tat your neck.. you are clearly stamped in society and I will give him credit for that because that does take guts but I have heard two different stories for that tattoo LOL.
1. He's from Malaysia

2. He's from TIWAN
3. He's from the PHILIPPINES

4. He's in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA LOL

5. He's CHRISTIAN

6. He's BUDIST

7. Claims he's a artist of some sort but doesn't posses any skill of any kind. The guy has no swag and can't even dress him self with a proper colour combo.
8. MR FUGAZI

9.IPC BULL SHIT trainer at ATS and he has that title on his header on his emails at his current company at Toyota in Woodstock. LOL what a Ding Dong

10. A real COCK SUCKER
11. Claims he's straight. We all know he isn't! LOL
12. He's told a hand full of people that he sucks his own DICK.
THAI: " yo TD, want me to make you your special drink? extra stirried with my pecker and a few 💊 pills in there ?

TD: " oOo⁰0oo⁰ooòOohHhhhhhh yesss!! Please do make me one extra stirred, I want the THAI special so I'm all over the

map so you can do what you do best with me ❤
by THAI 💩 February 5, 2025
mugGet the THAImug.

THAI

ALVIN THAI LIM,

You should get both your BUM CHUMS in check.
MILES MULTANI and ALI, THAI -you didn't train these DING DONG'S well enough that they could pull fast one on those individuals. They both caught on within seconds. The one individual said your NIKKI'S ROAD HOUSE stint was real easy to read and the other individual said the same thing about ROXXAN's and the HOLIDAY INN. The ROXXAN's stint you had a whole team in on it but there is video 📹 footage of MILES MULTANI and ALI running around in the hotel room in their gitch with the strippers etc. MILES MULTANI is wearing Mandy's jean jacket and almost ripped it LOL. It's all on video 📹 .
THAI: " you guys blew the coup, what the FAK"

MILES MILES: " Suck my Dick THAI"

ALI: " I want to SUCK it"

THAI: " How about both you guys play pool in my mouth but no tips should touch"

MILES MULTANI: " I want the

Thai Snow Storm since there is a storm coming this weekend "

THAI : " you got it "
by THAI 💩 February 14, 2025
mugGet the THAImug.

explosive thai diarrhoea

u will die. Ur ass will explode if u catch this deadly disease. Keep clear of thai potatoes or face this type of diarrhoea.
Boy: I HAVE EXPLOSIVE THAI DIARRHOEA HELP ME IMMA DIE
by orangasm February 2, 2020
mugGet the explosive thai diarrhoeamug.

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