The alexander technique is a technique that allows sexual partners to maintain the ability to walk after rough raw anal. They thrust in perfect sync at a perfect 65° angle maintain eye contact and match their breath. If posture or breathing ever fall out of sync you get hit with a ruler. At the end both parties thank each other for a the wonderful coitus and shove a stick up their respective asses.
Martin: Bob, did you try out the Alexander Technique last night? You have to. It’s the best!!!
Bob: sure did! I’ve never had better gait in my life after sex. Normally I have to sit on that donut pillow for a few days
Bob: sure did! I’ve never had better gait in my life after sex. Normally I have to sit on that donut pillow for a few days
by snoopdoggo October 13, 2021
A sort of self defense mechanism used when someone shows interest in you
(Usually derived off ones insecurity’s)
Ex:
>Talk to anon
>Find out anon likes you
>>Think you are not good enough
>>>Proceed to purposefully make your self less desirable
>Last read 8 weeks ago
Similar to that of a skunk , if you get too close , the wretched smell will make want to get away from it
(Usually derived off ones insecurity’s)
Ex:
>Talk to anon
>Find out anon likes you
>>Think you are not good enough
>>>Proceed to purposefully make your self less desirable
>Last read 8 weeks ago
Similar to that of a skunk , if you get too close , the wretched smell will make want to get away from it
by BigFard July 29, 2021
Did you see that video where those two dudes used the unicorn goat technique to both get inside that woman's pussy? Hey, their balls definitely touched, but they didn't make eye contact.
by Ricardo D. Sanchez III September 26, 2017
When you back yourself on to a suction cup dildo stuck to your college/university dorm room door hoping that no one slams your door closed or rips your door open giving you serious anal/vaginal injuries
by Longerdicknigga69 December 20, 2018
"Bro if she's so annoying just use The Bendaj Technique on her."
"You're really gonna break my trust like that?" "Huh? Whatchu talking about?"
"You're really gonna break my trust like that?" "Huh? Whatchu talking about?"
by james82192 September 21, 2023
The act of taking your already-captured male grizzly bear, lining up its open jaws with your soon-to-be shaven beard line, squeezing the bears testicles as hard as you can, and pulling your neck/face out of the way as soon as the bear's jaw clenches closed. If done successfully, the bears teeth will slice the hairs closer to the skin than any conventional razor will do.
Hey Jethro, how come I never see you with a raggity ol' neckbeard?
Gee Gatsby Ted, I just pull out my grizzly bear and use the Hungarian Technique.
Gee Gatsby Ted, I just pull out my grizzly bear and use the Hungarian Technique.
by Parellas August 30, 2023
A medical procedure commonly used by chiropractors. Often guised as a real method of relaxing the patients muscles, the Graston Technique is actually a form of anal intercourse between the patient and said practitioner.
The Graston Technique, was first innovated by John H. Graston, the first openly homosexual Chiropractor in the year 1963.
Joe Campbell has been noted with popularizing the technique in the modern Chiropractic era.
The Graston Technique, was first innovated by John H. Graston, the first openly homosexual Chiropractor in the year 1963.
Joe Campbell has been noted with popularizing the technique in the modern Chiropractic era.
by John H. Graston October 12, 2023