The act of taking your already-captured male grizzly bear, lining up its open jaws with your
soon-to-be shaven beard line, squeezing the bears testicles as hard as you can, and pulling your neck/face out of the way as
soon as the bear's jaw clenches closed. If done successfully, the bears teeth
will slice the hairs closer to the skin than any conventional razor will do.
Hey Jethro, how come I never see you with a raggity ol'
neckbeard?
Gee Gatsby
Ted, I just pull out my grizzly bear and use the Hungarian Technique.