Visual Tease

A male or female who appears attractive from a distance, but is actually very ugly when seen close up.
Also see: Monet, block away, twenty footer

I might have to put a restraining order on Heather so I can keep thinking she looks good. Damn, shes such a visual tease.

by tija326 July 8, 2010

Snow tease

When it begins to snow so heavily that you believe that the the next day you won't be going to school/work. Then the snow stops in around an hour

Hannah: Ooh, look at how hard its snowing! We won't be going to school
Georgia: nah, thats just a snow tease

by SnowTeaseSucks December 18, 2010

vag tease

A male who says what he is going to do to you sexually, or let you do to him, or reminds you of what the two of you did years ago, or asks what your favorite position is, or says what the two of you should have done years ago and didn't, and sexts all of the above, without actually letting you have sex with him. Self cock-blocking.

Paul has sent me text messages all day saying that he'd rather be fucking me, but really he's a vag tease because he won't come over here and do it.

by TangerineDreams April 27, 2011

ear taser

An "ear taser" is a noise or sound you hear that goes in your ear and makes your whole body shudder ie nails on a chalkboard

"Justin Bieber's singing... oh my god... ear taser!"
"She said 'I wuv you' and ear tasered me. I HATE baby talk."

by Stacerella August 21, 2014

snapchat tease

When someone you are attracted to sends you direct snaps of them doing something that would make you crumble in their hands!
Examples: Blowing kisses, winking, smiling with their perfect lips.

ARRAYA: Girl Pete has an amazing smile and such perfect lips. His snap chats tho!

KAYLA: He's a snapchat tease!

by ARRAYA89 December 21, 2015

cuck tease

When a man enters your abode and almost fucks your wife but doesn't, thus teasing you with a cuck.

Davey a cuck tease, always comin ova and tellin me he gon fuck my wife, but than leaving before enterin.

by RusticRoutingRoss March 1, 2017

fork tease

1) a person who insists on taking a picture of every restaurant meal she eats, and uploading it to social media, thus attempting to instill FOMO in her followers; 2) the same person, who slows down the dining process by trying to capture just the right lighting and angle for her picture, then sends the meal back because it "got cold"; 3) still the same person, who causes others to wait for an open table because she is more concerned with her internet image than eating

I hate it when Janice sends me pics of her filet mignon at Ruth's Chris. She's such a fork tease.

by henryiiplant August 16, 2017