Stealth Simp

A simp who simps behind the scenes. Lowkey simping without anyone knowing; borderline stalking.

Damn Johnny saw that girl by the bar and he’s been following her around the whole cruise but won’t even talk to her. He’s really stealth simping out here.

by Str8F4cts June 8, 2020

Pod Stealthing

When your making with someone and you sneak a tide pod into their slightly opened mouth

I need to stop pod stealthing, this is the third guy who I sent to the hospital this week.

by Basketball game tomorrow January 28, 2018

Stealth Grope

The act of brushing up a sexual part of a person as you walk by.

Dude, I totally just stealth groped that chick!

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Stealth Wealth

Stealth wealth is the practice of keeping your true wealth hidden from others — even friends and family members.

John is a classic example of stealth wealth, he drives around in a used older Kia while wearing hoodies and jeans, yet he has thousands of dollars stashed in the bank.

by LadyOrion February 13, 2018

Stealth mission

A stealth mission is an assignment that requires you to be stealth in order to have an advantage.

Trying to get close to an objective without being discovered.usually during a stealth mission.

by Passwords 69 July 6, 2018

Stealth Missue

When you make a stealth mission to grab tissues (etc.) from an area because you're covered in cum and you don't want your mother/guardian/etc. to see that shid.

John: Yo, Ryan aren't your parents at home? We just did VC Masturbation and you said you were covered in fuckin’ cum man.

Ryan: I know dude, but don't worry i did a stealth missue I'm fine bro.
John: Thats good bro.
James: Wait, you guys were doing VC Masturbation without me?!

by Chocoboi March 22, 2020

stealth mode

To change from using your work email (which is probably being monitored) to an internet based email account so that you can continue emailing without being detected.

'Lads, my work email keeps blocking that romance picture you keep trying to send me, I've had enough, I'm switching to stealth mode to continue the banterage'.

by The Yam August 9, 2006