The act of posting a vague, attention seeking update on your social network profile that requires other users to inquire about your status.
John: "That girl Ashley posts nothing but leading status updates. Today's was, 'Why do things like this always happen to me?'"
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."
by Bestkeptsecret July 25, 2011
Guy 1: Yo, did you hear about Bertha?
Guy 2: No man what's up?
Guy 1: Shes Preggo dude.
Guy 2: Holy shit dude, I cant ever tell. She's gone Decepticon Status.
Guy1+Guy2: BERTHATRON.
Guy 2: No man what's up?
Guy 1: Shes Preggo dude.
Guy 2: Holy shit dude, I cant ever tell. She's gone Decepticon Status.
Guy1+Guy2: BERTHATRON.
by dorktron March 01, 2011
The girl who enters into relationship with a guy just to keep up with the status quo and peer pressure. She does not love him, she wants to possess him as if he's an object, which she can proudly show-off.
This type of behavior is common in men and women with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
The types usually lovebomb you at the start and once the relationship is set, start to devalue and ignore you.
This type of behavior is common in men and women with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
The types usually lovebomb you at the start and once the relationship is set, start to devalue and ignore you.
Jon: My girlfriend broke up with me last night saying she wants to focus on her goals.
Don: Told ya bro, she's a status hoe, all the while she was just putting up a show.
Don: Told ya bro, she's a status hoe, all the while she was just putting up a show.
by Knight of Grey Rock March 10, 2019
The act of holding your cell phone up above your head to get better reception. While doing so, one looks like they are holding the torch as Lady Liberty does.
If you perform the Statue of Cellberty in the basement office, you may be able to send that important text
by babarrackass April 06, 2011
A high level of public popularity/social level that has been reached by a person/celebrity because a bobblehead has been created in that persons image.
by lovesud January 29, 2012
A low-life who updates statuses ever 5 minutes, trying to give fellow Facebookers a deep and meaningful status which directly translates to: 'derp, derp. I cannot spell. I also believe using numbers that resemble the sounds of words is more intellectual than spelling words correctly.'
A Status Tard shares their wisdom.
life is life u some time cant stop thing from hapening as they say u got 2 take the good and bad in life to funcsoin in life that is my avise to da world.
life is life u some time cant stop thing from hapening as they say u got 2 take the good and bad in life to funcsoin in life that is my avise to da world.
by Turkish Delight. June 19, 2011
One who embellishes or even fakes a FaceBook status, to make their lives seem so much more interesting than it really is.
Did you see what Jake posted on FaceBook? We didn't get VIP seating to an exclusive club! We were seated near a window in a pub! He's so dramatic!!!! What a "Status Poser!"
Jessica the "Status Poser" is at it again! No guy gave up his umbrella to her, because he thought she was too beautiful to get wet! Give me a break, this is New York City. Nobody cares!!!!
Jessica the "Status Poser" is at it again! No guy gave up his umbrella to her, because he thought she was too beautiful to get wet! Give me a break, this is New York City. Nobody cares!!!!
by SSang October 25, 2014