Squishy Dope

Were one shits on a peice of paper and rolls it then smokes it like a joint.

Squishy Dope

by Calern7 April 23, 2023

Squishy

The Squishy is an unknown native creature from the planet 676 with origins unknown. Distinguishing characteristics include long wiggly tongue, hair-covered, and mammoth sized lips. Their species come in a variety of colors and sizes and have mouths that could engulf an entire average sized home. Tales have been told that the largest one of all resides in the center of the planet and is taller than Mt. Everest.

John: Wow look at that squishy there! There are so many "squishies" on planet 676. They're tall, small, and anything at all. And their tongues sure are large, lemme see what they do ;).

Fred: John what the fuck is wrong with you.

by benitomosquito December 2, 2023

Squishy Unicorn

The best bearded dragon ever <3

Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.

by Emo#3 November 21, 2021

Squishy

The act of folding two ketchup packets in half and placing them under the nubs of a toilet seat, causing them to explode onto the legs of the next unsuspecting person to sit on the toilet.

Troy was mad because I got him with a squishy earlier today

by PlanetGirth November 10, 2021

Squishy

When you find someone or something a person does cute in a non romantic way

Omg that was so squishy

by everynameistakenughhhhhhh October 6, 2021

Squishy

(Verb) A bathroom prank, where sauce packets (Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonaise, Soy Sauce, etc.) are folded up and placed underneath the toilet seat on the notches. The victim naturally undoes their pants, as well as underwear and sits on the toilet, unbeknownst to them their weight has caused two ketchup packets to unload their contents directly into his/her undergarments. (warning, this has to be the worst thing you can do to someone)

Hey man, Why is their mustard in your underwear?
someone set up a squishy in the bathroom.

by niquil July 16, 2021

Squishy

Usually a medium sized squishable foam blob that looks like food, an animal, or really anything that exists. They usually have a small kawaii face.

“Hey what’s that?”
“It’s a squishy!”

by Garbagé June 3, 2021