Squatting man

A sexual position where the female it’s laying on her upper back to nearly head kind of upside down, and the male is doing squats...but IN her.

K.P Accidentally fell off the bed and landed nearly upside down on her upper back/head Godan decided he was going to do some squats in her aka squatting man

by YonKnowMe223 September 10, 2020

Sprinting

what you do when your girl tells you shes pregnant

Guy 1: dude did you know you got your girl pregnant?
Guy 2: yeah i started sprinting to the next country, i can't afford child support
Guy 1: i'd do the same man

by good at definitions man October 29, 2020

Squibling the beans

Shittin, pissin and vomiting at the same time

Person 1: " bruh I had food poisoning and was squibling the beans last night"
Person 2: " ache :/"

by Dingleflap69420 June 14, 2021

squatting

When having unprotected sex and you're supposed to pull out to cum but don't. You're now squatting as you would be in a house.

Nobody likes a good squatting. It's so rude.

by wildvan77 November 20, 2021

Squibbing on jibsac

When a man masturbates and ejaculates straight into the air, then pulls his penis to his stomach like a lever, before the semen lands on his testicles.

That guy has been squibbing on his jibsac since before it was cool.
He loved Squibbing on jibsac.

by CrunchyMFtaco October 15, 2021

squarting

when you squat to pee and let out a fart

i was squatting to piss out in the woods and a accidently let a juicy one out i call it the squart or “squarting”

by pisslordlovertoes December 6, 2021

Squiffing

A large straw inserted into the vagina and is blown upon by partner filling the cavity with air. Then female then forcefully pushes the straw blown air out of the vagina. Squiffing.

David heard Shelley squiffing after inserting a straw and blowing inside her vagina. Light squiffs could be heard throughout the night.

by La Cour New Orleans January 29, 2022