queef squirt

When a woman sucks in air using her kegel muscles creating an air bubble inside the walls of her vagina then forcing the air out with a strong push releasing semen that has been recently ejaculated inside of her.

Joey: What is Kristin doing?
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.

by Jmac-Gtown March 11, 2011

brown squirt

When a male drops a load in the toilet while jerking off

Dude, you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes! Finish your brown squirt and let's go!

by MRizzle December 19, 2013

cow squirt

Milk.

Shazza, can you pick up a carton of cow squirt on your way home from work?

by Captain Roundhead March 4, 2014

lipton squirt

When a woman squats over a person who is sleeping and pees in thier mouth a little bit. (Female equivalent of a tea bag.)

Hey bob, I was trying to sleep last night when your wife gave me a lipton squirt!

by Bo-Shan August 21, 2015

Raspberry Squirt

When a girl squirts while on her period!

Dude.. I was fucking this chick while she was on her period and she raspberry squirted all over me.

by Oranns July 9, 2016

squirt works

Is what happens when you are fingering a woman so proficiently that she starts violently squirting all over your forearm, stomach and legs leaving a large puddle of liquid on the floor to mop up with a towel. If squirt works is accomplished it is almost guaranteed the woman will fall in love with you and your skills; be careful.

Last night I met this girl at the bar who invited me back to her place where I fingered her so hard squirt works emanated from between her legs

by Cjd1981#C.Kent July 4, 2017

squirt the bird

delivering a transmission (squirting), often a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird)

While doing a ham radio satellite demo, we will squirt the bird.

by RAT65 September 17, 2017