Joint squatter

The act of holding onto a lit joint without actually hitting it or passing it, causing everyone else in the circle to sit there like starving pigeons.

Minimum time of 1 minute of dead silence and smoke loss qualifies someone as a joint-squatter.

Yo Rajesh, stop joint squatting and either puff it or pass it, bro! Fuckin Drugger is a joint squatter

by NotsoA September 6, 2025

ur daughter a squatter

Quite possibly one of the worst things to come out of a single person’s mouth.

Frank: Ur mom gay
Josh: ur grandpap a trap
Frank:(in pain) ur daughter a squatter
Josh: *slowly dissolves into nothing while hell blows up*

by KeemMaster69 May 14, 2018

squeasters

The colorful discharge from a penis or a type of crop.

i went and checked my squeasters last night and it seems someone has ravaged them.

by Howie Feltercrotch August 9, 2010

Squathering

When a woman goes to a public toilet and doesn't want to sit on the toilet lid, so is forced to squat and hover, in other words squathering.

I really need a wee but the toilet is gross so I guess I will have to go squathering.

by Pebblesrock December 23, 2010

squater mellon

Snagging someone elses watermellon and making it your own

Who wants some squater mellon from that other family's camp ground?

by Lord Ratspeaker September 13, 2015

Shuttershock

Shuttershock is best daddy

i told Shuttershock he is best daddy

by (saltmaster 69) zinfar October 27, 2017

Squarter

Someone who squirts poop when being anally penetrated.

ACK

Squarter“That man squarted all over my strap-on”
GLP

by Squarterman January 15, 2018