SpongeBob SquarePants

A Nickelodeon cartoon watched 9-year-olds who think they're better than everyone. The animation is horrible, the writing is shit, SpongeBob's voice is annoying, and it comes on Nickelodeon all the fucking time, despite the fact that it should be canceled. This show is also the biggest contributor to the downfall of Nickelodeon and another example of corporate greed.

Fuck SpongeBob SquarePants.

by Roydiscord Productions March 20, 2021

German Spongebob

When you take a shit on your partner and rub it around with a sponge during sexual activities. Usually on ones chest.

She gave me the German Spongebob last night.

by Impalaman67 January 2, 2017

spongebob blowjob

when you're getting a bj and you look down all you see is her head BOBbin' and her bikini bottom.... aw yeah!

That chick last night she was on me like a tiger, next thing you know I'm getting a good old fashioned spongebob blowjob!

by Bobby Dichter September 1, 2009

spongebob squarepants

The reason your child has ADHD (Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder).

Parent: "Timmy, what would you like to watch?"
ADHD-stricken child: "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ... No, let's go ride bikes! ... Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"

by Percy Jones June 25, 2007

Spongebob Queerpants

Common misspelling of Spongebob Squarepants.

I love watching Spongebob Queerpants.

by Submoose April 29, 2008

Spongebob Fuckhouse

When one takes a pineapple and sets it on their partners head while fucking her in the ass.

"Jim surly knows how to give a girl a mother fucking spongebob FUCKHOUSE!!!!! AHHHHHH!!! FUCKKK!!!!!

by yuff & bone November 29, 2009

Spongebob Hairplugs

The 47th Vice President of the United States, since January 20, 2009.

"Did you hear what Spongebob Hairplugs said to reporters yesterday? I can't believe anybody thought he'd be a better veep than Sarah Palin!"

by Scribe of Slog March 11, 2009