Cheek Speak

When somebody tries to talk about something they have no knowledge of. Talking out your butt.

Wow that’s such cheek speak. They know nothing about what they are talking about.

by Mochzilla July 3, 2022

Internetually speaking

Used to refer to something to do with the internet.

Or when making reference to something on the internet.

"Internetually speaking, I was as happy as a cat with a cheeseburger."

Internetually speaking, YouTube has become the go-to place for user-made content.

by Kai00 February 25, 2011

Speaking chair

When you are pushing in your chair and it makes a fart noise and everyone turns towards you with the utmost disgust.

Me:*Pulls in seat - Chair makes weird noise*
Person:Are you fucking kidding me? Again!? You know we aren't aloud to open windows in this class!!!
Me:B-but it was a Speaking chair, trust me!!!

#Awkward #Chair #Speaking #School

by Shitionary May 16, 2016

lazythumb speak

It's the act of turning a seemingly normal sentence, or group of sentences, into gibberish by way of a lazy thumb on the touch-pad of a laptop. The lazy thumb refocuses the cursor to another portion of the sentence while the frenzied typist continues unknowingly. This normally comes off looking like someone communicating in their second language, or possible the experiment of the monkey and the typewriter.

Jim95: "Everythiall the sun got in my eyng went real thI miss wintere other daahahahahy except when I was trying to hit the bes and caused me to miss, and look foolish. Damn sun, hahaha"

dudette: "wft is that supposed to mean? LOL"

Jim95: "sorry... lazythumb speak that"

by Jim95 December 27, 2011

bleat speak

Derived from 1337 (leet) speak, and the sound of a sheep (bleat). Used in reference to something someone would say in order to fit in with whatever is "cool" in popular culture at the moment. Also used in reference to the lingo that sheep of the pop culture crowd would commonly use.

Guy #1: What's up with John tonight? Why's he talking like that?

Guy #2: He's just using bleat speak to hook up with the young chicks.

by vapidfool January 25, 2010

Speaking in Liddles

A term used when someone is trying to bemuse his/her collective audience by using complex words in a conversation that he/she has no understanding of.

Person 1: "evidently the opportune moment presented itself to one self and so consequently, ergo, vis a vis one had to take it....photosynthesis"

Person 2: "You're speaking in Liddles, mate"

by the main yout January 19, 2015

speak pretzel

To tell a twisted tale that ought to be taken with a grain of salt.

Person A: Did you hear what she said?
Person B: Yeah, but she tends to speak pretzel so you can't believe it.

by NamelessKiller August 20, 2015