lazythumb speak

It's the act of turning a seemingly normal sentence, or group of sentences, into gibberish by way of a lazy thumb on the touch-pad of a laptop. The lazy thumb refocuses the cursor to another portion of the sentence while the frenzied typist continues unknowingly. This normally comes off looking like someone communicating in their second language, or possible the experiment of the monkey and the typewriter.

Jim95: "Everythiall the sun got in my eyng went real thI miss wintere other daahahahahy except when I was trying to hit the bes and caused me to miss, and look foolish. Damn sun, hahaha"

dudette: "wft is that supposed to mean? LOL"

Jim95: "sorry... lazythumb speak that"

by Jim95 December 27, 2011

Pollyanna Speak

News, economists, and personalities in the media and politics downplay growing disasters or negative outcomes when being direct is an inconvenient truth.

I read an article on the economy that use a lot of pollyanna speak when it comes to how bad the recession is going to get.

by jondich September 28, 2022

neph-speak

Noun.
1) using - : the act of speaking in stream of consciousness mode
2) the result of using 1)

"That guy was in total Neph-speak mode, man, he was all like 'fish-head, buttocks, my only eye, my only I, I am the center of all that is, take a piss, see if I care, millennium hand and shrimp'"

by SignorGalilei April 2, 2004

Dweeb Speak

Dweeb Speak is described as the mannerisms in the speech patterns of those who do not conform to society in modern day culture, that is considered quirky or uncool.
One who uses dweeb speak is worthy of respect, for they are nonconformist, as well as the fact that they are not ashamed of any quirks they themselves may possess, and are generally accepting of the quirks of other people.

Dweeb: Why hello there friend, like zonks dude, looks like some two slash one is getting his hunko donk mode on!
Local Chad: Yeah dude, I've been working out lately.
Dweeb: Well, my mom told me to zippity zoopity home over yonder, hunk on dude!
Bystander: Ugh, such Dweeb Speak does disgust me to my very core. We must away Archibald.

by Dragon of Spry Wisdom February 19, 2019

Speaking chair

When you are pushing in your chair and it makes a fart noise and everyone turns towards you with the utmost disgust.

Me:*Pulls in seat - Chair makes weird noise*
Person:Are you fucking kidding me? Again!? You know we aren't aloud to open windows in this class!!!
Me:B-but it was a Speaking chair, trust me!!!

#Awkward #Chair #Speaking #School

by Shitionary May 16, 2016

bleat speak

Derived from 1337 (leet) speak, and the sound of a sheep (bleat). Used in reference to something someone would say in order to fit in with whatever is "cool" in popular culture at the moment. Also used in reference to the lingo that sheep of the pop culture crowd would commonly use.

Guy #1: What's up with John tonight? Why's he talking like that?

Guy #2: He's just using bleat speak to hook up with the young chicks.

by vapidfool January 25, 2010

speak pretzel

To tell a twisted tale that ought to be taken with a grain of salt.

Person A: Did you hear what she said?
Person B: Yeah, but she tends to speak pretzel so you can't believe it.

by NamelessKiller August 20, 2015