Snarf

The sound you make when you kind of laugh through your nose without making a sound from your me.

(Jeff)“Insert dumb Dad joke” (Kelly)*SNARF* you’re so dumb

by Snarf Monger March 17, 2018

Snarf

Noun. Someone who sits in a bath tub and bites their fart bubbles.

The snarf ate his fart bubbles in the tub.

by Protocol Arizona November 21, 2017

Snarf

<<Computer Jargon -- derogatory>>
To be a lazy fuck and copy someone else’s code without permission and pasting it into your program.

I am way past my deadline so I snarfed the openning menu from an app I found on git-hub..

Somethings are just not right -- being able to snarf a complete app and then put your name on it because the original author says it's Open-Source.?

by RealDigi January 11, 2024

Snarf

Verb: To Sneeze, fart and follow through with a bit of poo (only a little though), all simultaneously.

Damn bro, this cold i've got has just made me snarf :( :(

Hey man, remember that one time <insert name here> snarfed at the Christmas party #classic.

by MyNameWelly July 5, 2019

snarf

The act of scratching your nuts then then using your unwashed had to shake the hand of another...

The mayor was walking the parade and I couldnt resist snarfing him .

by misesrocks October 23, 2015

Snarf

To rub your face into a kitten, puppy or other furry creature's face or body fluff. Sometimes to the degree of eliciting a snarf back from said creature.

I need to snarf that kitteh

That pup looks like it wants a snarfing

by Gangsta son May 31, 2016

snarf

Sniff women's bicycle seats.

I love to snarf Mary's saddle after a long, sweaty ride.

by Sk8nter Boy December 4, 2019