smoothie pipeline

The device used to transport a thick blended liquid into ones digestive system, particularly after a hot girl/boy/person walk ends

After indulging on the newest Lana Del Rey Album during a hot boy walk, durrskii guzzled a smoothie pipeline to quench his insatiable desire for blended beverages.

by Twerkteamcapt February 11, 2023

grabbing smoothies

Too grab each other's private parts in such a manor to cause arouse.

We're just grabbing smoothies.

by khoaiister August 16, 2009

Platonic Smoothie

The activity in which people free from sensual desire, especially in a relationship between two persons of the opposite sex go out and get a smoothie together. This activity is in no way, shape, or form considered, "cheating" if one of the persons has a significant other.

Hockey Player: "Hey you want to go get a smoothie?"
Dancer Girl: "Yeah, but won't my boyfriend get mad that we're spending time together?"
Hockey Player: "No, we're just going to get a Platonic Smoothie, it's not like it's a date or anything!"
Dancer Girl: "Awesome! Let's Go!"

by WickedBrat May 28, 2013

Brazilian Smoothie

Brazilian Smoothie is a dating jargon that commonly refers to Brazilian men that are very smooth when comes to dating with women.

Brazilian men often being perceived to have natural abilities when comes to hook up with women. They started picking up women in their teenager years, and gradually they get very good in their 20s and 30s. While the Caucasians were studying to become scientists, doctors and lawyers.

"Hey, you see that blond over there? She's hot. Go talk to her!"
"Naaaa, I don't think I can do it. I'm not a Brazilian Smoothie."

by fukmefukyou March 9, 2014

A Smooth Saddle

A Smooth Saddle- When a girl doesn't have a vagina. she has nothing, it's like a "smooth saddle." therefore; she is a smooth saddle. From the TV Show, The League.

It didn’t happen to me, but in high school, we definitely convinced a guy that his girlfriend was a smooth saddle. This went on for months. Then he finally got in her pants and came back saying, “You know, I think she is a smooth saddle.” And we were like, “Uh huh! We told you!” Then it was, like, another few weeks when he was talking to a teacher about it, and they were like, “What are you talking about?!” It was one of the greatest moments of my life.

by hmclark19 May 11, 2014

school smoothie

When you take all your disgusting school good and make it into some kind of gross smoothie in a bag.

Holy shit mike that looks like a good school smoothie!!

by Kid from middle school April 11, 2019

bum smoothie

A lil bit of Dr. Pepper and some of that good ol' Jack Daniels with the secret ingredient: shit.

Guy 1: Hey man, can I get some of that Dr. Pepper?
Guy 2: You sure? It's a bum smoothie.

by Big Mary Mondays October 21, 2019