SLUMP stands for Sed Lyf Ultra Max Pro, and is used when you're thoroughly sick and tired of your life, or someone just had a humongous misfortune.
#1: “How's your day?” “It's totes SLUMP girl… my bf totally ditched me right in the middle of the night! I need some company at the bar. Come join meeee!”
#2: *You're friend just did his 99th draw but didn't win Raiden. And the moment he had enough primos for another spin, the banner ended* “Woah! SLUMP LOL!!!! XD XD XD”
#2: *You're friend just did his 99th draw but didn't win Raiden. And the moment he had enough primos for another spin, the banner ended* “Woah! SLUMP LOL!!!! XD XD XD”
by Anonymous(Z.A.) May 14, 2023
When you get so drunk you start talking in polish, trying to seduce every guy at the bar with half sentences and then ride the mechanical bull over and over like it’s in heat.
Omg last night Hannah got Slepecki slumped and we had to take her home before she made a fool of herself.
by Funny girlfriend June 20, 2019
I am a Slump Doggy 🐕.
by Slump Doggy September 16, 2021
Hey man, is your girl gaining weight? Yah things are slow and she fell into a fat slump. She'll be back to normal once she sells a few houses
by Heynowman August 30, 2023
It's how you feel after you have done something you know you shouldn't have done as it is against the laws of God and it feels you feeling empty, unmotivated, disoriented etc.
Goodnews is you can always rise back up.
Goodnews is you can always rise back up.
by Cookie xx August 22, 2020