Slab

A Slab is a person is just an all round sound guy, often one of the boys, an absolute geezer
Toms being a right slab today.
by BigDickker September 30, 2019
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Slab

A slab is basically a side hoe. Or one of many hoes.
I got lots of slabs on the side. (I got lots of hoes on the side.)
by Heather Sterling February 13, 2016
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SLAB

Acronym for stupid lame ass bitch. A quick way to describe or identify a man or woman who does or says something worthy of being punched in the vagina/testicle ie vagesticles.
friend 1: Where the fuck is Sara?
friend 2: Oh she ain't comin', she said had to study.

friend 1: What a fuckin' SLAB!
by DEATHERAGE June 29, 2020
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Slab

another word for a fat person so it dosent make it that offensive.As the person wont know it you can call him as many times you want.
Wow that kid is soo slab!
by really really big boy September 25, 2009
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a mix between a slampig and a slob. a nasty, dirty, skanky person
marisa earls is a slab!
by karen dildo November 24, 2010
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Slab

A complimentary term used by fishermen to describe another fisherman's giant fish.

Usually a "slab" refers to a massive fish that may not be setting records with length, but it's breaking scales with its weight.
"Oh well dontcha know, looks like you made out not so bad fishing there bud. 44" sockeye, eh? That's a freakin' slab!"
by MNClouser December 01, 2019
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A heinously good dessert pastry made by taking two slabs of pie crust and both FILLING AND SPREADING Nutella on/inside it. Can also have other things added to the Nutella, like jam or other spreads. Baked like a pie and served piping hot… your metabolism will put a gun to your head but it’s worth it…
Murray is the only person I know who puts pineapple in slab. In other regards, Murray is no longer allowed in my home due to food-crimes…
by Nomoresaxaphonepositions May 04, 2024
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