Kim Shlong Il

Your penis is a shriveled dictator.

Debbie: You're a worthless sack of crap.

Undercover North Korean Spy (AKA Earl): Suck my Kim Shlong Il.

Kim Shlong Il by doorface August 24, 2011

king shlong 

A massive penis. The owner of the king shlong has an unspeakably massive wang and must let everyone in the near vicinity know this fact.

Here love, you think you got game? You think you can handle King Shlong without being torn a new arsehole? No lady can lap up King Shlong's pole, here lass, get ya' laughin' gear around this bad boy!

king shlong by Metalmeltdown September 4, 2006

whale shlong 

A freakishly large penis that isnt black.

oh shit! this prostatude has a whale shlong.

whale shlong by hazel:) January 10, 2010

Kong Shlong 

Some guy with a big dick

God dayum that's a real kong shlong right there

Kong Shlong by Mega succ 69 420 March 8, 2017

Diddy Shlong 

A YouTube rapper who makes rap songs that usually have terrible beats. Often seen on a track with fellow YouTube rapper Semen Demon.

Did you hear that new Diddy Shlong?

Diddy Shlong by Diddy Shlong August 5, 2020

Kosher Shlong 

The Jewish penis. The longest, largest, scientifically most loved penis in the world. No group can dare compare to the absolute huge Godzilla cock that is the Jewish Penis. It is Gods chosen shlong.

He made me cum 6 times in a row, and on the 7th time...He did it again. That Kosher Shlong was amazing.

Kosher Shlong by 01001100 01101111 01100111 011 January 19, 2021

Sauron’s Shlong 

When you and your sexual partner role play The Lord of the Rings; but you are unaware your partner has a burning infection down south of the Black Gates. This will cause anger and frustration, and a fiery sensation on your shlong.

That fucking Hobbit gave me Sauron’s Shlong

Sauron’s Shlong by LSDemonKid October 13, 2017