Shlong

Way before the term "mullet" ever came to be, this now-famous hairstyle was known as a "shlong." A contraction of "short-long."

Nice shlong, dude.

by RedCentral February 3, 2022

Purple Shlong

1.A 12 inch vibrating dildo that looks like a horsey dildo ;)

"Damn I was using a Purple Shlong last night cause my man just ain't enough."

by cjnenfjwnvanqw February 24, 2017

shlong knocker

A flaming homo looking for random dicks in the club

Kleyber is such a shlong knocker

by poonhound9921013 December 14, 2015

Shlong

A big ass dick that jus hang low

Damn daddy u got that shlong

by Loniiie October 25, 2020

hardys shlong

a teenaged school boy with an extremely long head

that kids got a shlong head
do you know anyone with a hardys shlong

by the monkey tamer November 3, 2006

Shlong

Shlong is a combination of the word short and long

This building isn’t quite so short or long, it’s shlong

by DndBoi June 15, 2023

Long shlong

When the shlong is long

Hey I heard that Jean has a long shlong

by Jigglytits May 13, 2021