Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago

Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*

by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022

Shite bowl

When you get so scared you shit to the point yiur organd fall out

Look at that terrifying monster!!! I almist had a shite bowl!!!!!!!!

by bruhsoupandyo December 3, 2022

Pint, fight, shite

The outlook of the quintessential Mansfield lad.

Good night Bothers?

Pint, fight, shite.

by SmitMeister September 29, 2020

Shite

A very irish way to tell people you need to go for a shit and if u do something wrong

‘Ah shite I’m after doin a shite on the floor’

by Lucas92 November 3, 2020

dry as shite

Boring as helll but more fiery adds the FIRE sparkup any and all conversations with this phrase

this is dry as shite

by MPJF September 7, 2005

Shite Hause

Used to describe a team who doesnt know when they are trash and gets dominated on the football pitch. Chat shit but can't back it up and are normally carried by one player. This can be used at any level of football to describe their team like a house which is about to fall down

That team we played on sunday really are a Shite Hause. How bad were they

by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019

shite-seeing

Pastime activity

Let's go shite-seeing in the toilet.

by 🅰️ December 23, 2024