micro-shaft

A person who has an abnormaly small penis or "shaft".

crikey mate! you've got a micro-shaft.

Sorry, i dont do micro-shaft

by luke riordan, nick brewin April 23, 2006

butt shafted

another way of saying anal sex. where one has sex in the ass by a man. the receiver from anal sex can be both woman/man...usually women though.

Girl 1: hey i heard you go butt shafted by your boyfriend last night. i heard that was your first time anal.

Girl2: yea it was ok. i wouldnt do it again.

Girl1: how come?

Girl 2: well is was going fine until i got pink socked.

Girl 1: pink sock!? eww OMG OMG

by AnonymousAthiest May 16, 2010

polish the shaft

Polish the shaft is old school for Suck my dick.

Bill Clinton: Polish the shaft hoe
Hoe: Yesss sir

by cheekyadda May 13, 2005

Electric shafting

Someone who sticks their dick in electric outlets.

Electric shafting- ah that was a good one im going in for seconds.

by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014

shaft mining

Another term for a handjob, you jack someone off and mine their shaft for their cum.

Jenna: I totally shaft mined him the other day, I got that sweet sweet cum
Sally: man Jenna your the best at shaft mining

by Themagicruby April 25, 2017

stick shaft

When a car hookup is about to go down and someone opens the car looking for someone/something else and is encountered by two naked people about to do the do.

Alex: I was just going to find Mike and I opened his car door to find Jack and Ashley about to do the nasty. I just totally got stick shafted.

Jack: Alex, you're such a stick shaft.

by stickshaft April 23, 2014

smokin shaft

Simply another way of saying suckin dick.

Damn! Look at the lips on that one! I bet she loves smokin shaft

by warkrak March 15, 2011