butt shafted

another way of saying anal sex. where one has sex in the ass by a man. the receiver from anal sex can be both woman/man...usually women though.

Girl 1: hey i heard you go butt shafted by your boyfriend last night. i heard that was your first time anal.

Girl2: yea it was ok. i wouldnt do it again.

Girl1: how come?

Girl 2: well is was going fine until i got pink socked.

Girl 1: pink sock!? eww OMG OMG

by AnonymousAthiest May 16, 2010

micro-shaft

A person who has an abnormaly small penis or "shaft".

crikey mate! you've got a micro-shaft.

Sorry, i dont do micro-shaft

by luke riordan, nick brewin April 23, 2006

polish the shaft

Polish the shaft is old school for Suck my dick.

Bill Clinton: Polish the shaft hoe
Hoe: Yesss sir

by cheekyadda May 13, 2005

quick-shaft

To get shafted quickly, and mercilessly.

"Dude, you said you'd be at my bar mitzvah last night and you didn't show up. You basicly gave me the quick-shaft."

by MidgetSlayer January 29, 2008

stick shaft

When a car hookup is about to go down and someone opens the car looking for someone/something else and is encountered by two naked people about to do the do.

Alex: I was just going to find Mike and I opened his car door to find Jack and Ashley about to do the nasty. I just totally got stick shafted.

Jack: Alex, you're such a stick shaft.

by stickshaft April 23, 2014

gagging shaft

Smoking cigarettes. Aka: drilling butts.

"I was gagging shaft on my lunch break when it suddenly started to rain"

by thethethe-uh July 18, 2014

Electric shafting

Someone who sticks their dick in electric outlets.

Electric shafting- ah that was a good one im going in for seconds.

by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014