Fairfield Lip-Smacker

Sex move where one participant sucks the poop out of another's butthole

My bf gave me a good Fairfield Lip-Smacker last night!

by Drake the bruh blows July 30, 2019

Slacker

An accolite of the Church of Subgenius. A person who chooses the path of least resistance.

Norm: "Shizzle dude, it's time for work..."
Accolite: "..Tell em I cant go in because my religion forbids it"

by DBob July 8, 2004

chinatown shocker

an alternative version of the original shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink), in which the thumb is inserted into the woman's vagina, and the four remaining fingers are rammed into her pooper. aptly named the "chinatown shocker", the victim receives four (fingers) for the price of one (intact asshole), but leaves one wondering if the product was truly worth the bargain.

Scott:"Dude I gave Page the chinatown shocker last night"
Jeff: " one in the pink four in the stink?"
Scott: "You know it."
Jeff: "How'd that go over."
Scott: "Let's just say I had her on the edge of her seat."
Jeff: "You disgust me."

by caldrox June 27, 2010

old salt in a new shaker

SAME SALT...nothings changed but the shaker.

I would be careful about believing all the new upgrades he

promises. He has been known to put old salt in a new shaker.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 9, 2023

shuckerow

player in a mulitplayer game who kills his own teammates

Dave stop firing at me; don't be a shuckerow

by Carl February 12, 2004

Salad Shaker

The act of licking one's pussy or asshole while simultaneously shaking their body to make your partner cum uncontrollably.

~Popularized by superstar Millie Bobby Brown

Jacob: ''I'm the best salad shaker in town baby, just gimmie 10 minutes''.

Millie: ''Wow Jacob, you're the best salad shaker in town!''

by Justaprankbro May 9, 2018

Window Shaker

Slang for the old Window mount AC units that vibrated and were loud.

That Window Shaker is barely keep me from sweating to death in this old apartment.

by mccarthy79 July 8, 2010