Second-hand Snot

As second-hand smoke comes from smokers, 'second-hand snot' comes from sneezers. It can be more disgusting especially if it clings to clothing or hair like cigarette smoke does.

Turn away when you sneeze, you're getting second-hand snot all over the food!

by Medicine Man Dusty October 25, 2010

Second Hand Drunkness

When you yourself are not drinking but are around people that are, and as a result their drunkedness rubs off on you.

I was hanging out with that raging whore too much that i started to feel second hand drunkness

by Smalls555555555 June 10, 2011

Second Hand Toke

The act of unintentionally inhaling the smoke from a marijuana joint, that someone else is smoking. Typically causes non-smokers to believe they are high.

Teacher: Never smoke marijuana, children! Also do not hang around with marijuana smokers, as you can inhale the second hand toke and get high.

by WR_scissor_me_timbers August 12, 2011

Second Hand Gay

Second hand gay is when your girlfriend tries to kiss you after giving you a blowjob. Second hand gay will only apply to you if you actually kiss her back.

Noah: My girlfriend sucked my dick last night and tried to kiss me.
John: Please don't tell me you actually kissed her!
Noah: Yea I did. Whats wrong with that?
John: Dude thats second hand gay!

by Senpai Notice Me December 8, 2015

second hand buzz

A second hand buzz is when your friends are all on uppers and you start feeling like you've taken something when you haven't. (effectively feeding off their buzz)

Wow, you guys are pilling so much I'm getting a second hand buzz off you

by Blessed-Be August 8, 2006

second hand kiss

When one kisses their fingers, then proceeds to place the previously kissed finger someplace on another person

He kissed his fingertips, then lightly placed them on my mouth, little did I know, he had mouth herpes. Worst second hand kiss ever.

by Anarchist Plaqtypus July 6, 2010

Second-hand Twinkie

One man 'titty-fucks' a woman, ejaculates between her breasts then is followed up by a SECOND man who titty-fucks the woman using the first man's ejaculate as lubricant. Also may be refered to as 'The Goodwill Wrapper'

"Okay buddy! She said she wants a Second-hand Twinkie . Her beef curtains are lubed up and ready to go my man!"

by michael arapaho December 14, 2008