screen fiend

A person who cannot live life without a technological screen in front of them - phone, tablet, p.c., t.v., movie, and even GPS device. They go from screen to screen in their waking hours and do not live live through their own eyes.
Jay: This eclipse is amazing, Shonda! I am so glad we are here witnessing it together.
Shonda: I know! I am capturing it on my phone so that we can watch later on my tablet! It probably looks better through a screen anyway...
Jay: You are such a screen fiend! Watch me leave you here through your device.
by von groovy August 08, 2017
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a screening of Zorro

A euphemism that refers to Batman's origin. The act of bringing a douchy billionaire to an event with their spawn then murdering said billionaire. Said spawn must witness this, and thus hopefully be inspired to become a dark & brooding hero.
If Zuckerberg had any kids, he'd be prime target for a screening of Zorro
by IO9 Reader January 05, 2011
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Dual Screening

The art of watching a TV show whilst simultaneously tweeting constantly about it. Dual Screeners tend to tweet descriptive statements more frequently than opinions/reviews.
Some of the more talented Dual Screeners make following their commentary more entertaining than watching the real thing.
Person 1: Are you watching Masterchef tonight?
Person 2: Nah, I follow this guy on twitter who'll be dual screening it - I'll just read that.
by ABunnyDidIt March 03, 2012
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screen wank

The action required to scroll through a long list on a touch phone / tablet.
You'll need to screen wank to get to the bottom one.
by vtraveller September 13, 2013
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Screen-shit

Screen-shit is a term used for when a person is on top of a glass table, and their partner is underneath the see-through table and the person defocates onto the glass as their partner watches for sexual arousal
Dude, me and this chick were hot and heavy when she asked me if I wanted to do a screen-shit
by WashingtonsComb November 06, 2021
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screen check

A "Screen Check" or "Screen Checking" is when a cop in a patrol vehicle brake checks when a suspect is handcuffed in the backseat. Due to the suspect being handcuffed, and hands not free to block, the suspects face will smash into the metal screen divider of the patrol car. This will cause cutting and bruising and sometimes a broken nose.
"He wasn't bloody when he left the scene. What did you do? Screen check him?"
"Oh, you know Sarg, those damn suicide squirrels."
by DissyTee18 May 03, 2014
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Sticky screen

When you ejaculate and get cum on your phone
Damnit, I have a sticky screen again
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018
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