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The Smashing Pumpkins

Shallow MTV plugged 'alternative' rock band, that were heavily indebted to The Cure, My Bloody Valentine and Judas Priest. As plastic as Britney Spears.
Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Hey, the Smashing Pumpkins were musical revolutionaries. Billy Corgan's a genius!

Bob: Y'mean revolutionary by the standards of Rod Stewart? Oh... um, you seem to have got overexcited, you might wanna change those trousers.

Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Wha..? And who's this My Bloody Valentine band? I've never heard them on MTV, therefore they probably don't exist.... oh, have you got a paper towel?
by honest bob March 15, 2005
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smashing blumpkin

taking a shit on the floor as u receive head from a really fat disgusting girl
"I just had the ill smashing blumpkin last nite with that huge bitch"
by goats February 23, 2005
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SMASHING

The act of replying to any question in a quick neck turn and wierd face. Related to Nigel thornberrys favorite response.

SMASHING.
How was your day today?

*quickly turns around with ugly face* SMASHING.
by HerpDerpBox July 26, 2014
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sagashing

An Engrish verbal gerund of the Japanese word 'Sagashi,' which means "search for a specific thing" devised as a method of shortening the english "searching for X" without resorting to the foregone conclusion of "finding X" or to the mrtaphorical "hunting X."
Person A:
Do you want me to pick up that new Japanese soap opera?

Person B:
No, I'm sagashing a torrent right now.
by clinkclink May 18, 2009
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smashing the wifey

When a man and wife get to doing the do! Out of control wild sex. Where the wifey is in awe.
"He bud, i just got done smashing the wifey. Thanks for the inspiration"!
by martymar April 16, 2011
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Smashing-reef

Mark: "Did you hear about John?" Jessica: "Naw" Mark: "He got 2 years for smashing-reef"
by Truthonsomenonsense June 10, 2011
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Smashing your salad

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''

It is a reference to a hand job.
Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)

Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011
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