Sap

A person who is a pissed-off grouch with no consideration for others. Saps typically drink expresso/coffee all the time. They are also extremely antagonistic.

Look at Aaron, coming into work with an expresso, looking all pissed off. He's a SAP!

by bingb0nggg June 21, 2010

sap

someone or something that is extremely corny and or pathetic.

example one: if an 8th grader posts freaky mood quotes and p*rn on their snapchat...they're sap (corny).

example two: online "graduation" for the class of 2020 is sap (pathetic)

example three: it's sap for a grown ass 23 year old to STILL be posting 11:11, "wish you were here." (corny and pathetic)

person; "he's sap."
thing; "that's sap"

by jothefaggo July 24, 2020

nick sap

Big long hard enormous penis. All of the girls see his long penis through his pants. He bangs girls day and night.

Hey ladies if you want I got a nick sap, you want some.

by Gridiron Gremlin May 6, 2018

sap out

Exactly like “tap out” but for when someone makes a situation horribly (often unnecessarily) sappy and you can’t take it anymore.

God, dude, Ben’s drunk again, he won’t stop talking about how special this night is etc etc, I’m really about to sap out

Outta nowhere this guy from work starts telling me all this stuff that’s been happening in his life, on my second day! Man I was sapping out hard, but he kept going..

by CJMusic May 9, 2021

sap

To be fucked in a situation ain’t nothing nobody can do to help you

1: yo man can you give me a ride I don’t want my mom knowing I got detention

2: nah man I can’t my car don’t got gas

1: cmon bro please
2: sorry dude you sap asl

by anonymous June 21, 2024

SAP

Suck a pussy

You want to SAP wit me

by Number 1357 December 14, 2020

SAP

Slow-Ass Person(s). Anyone, not necessarily senior citizen(s), who slow you down on the street, in a public place, or on the bus, train, ferry, or in a car, when you need to get somewhere in a hurry.

Mr. Weinstein, could you please tell Mr. Colavito that I'll be coming to work late? I have a SAP slowing me down on the ferry---if he doesn't move his butt faster, I'll miss the boat!

by pentozali December 11, 2012