the goofy samurai

The goofy samurai, who was really the son of a farmer, in 'Seven Samurai'. In 'Hidden Fortress' he was a serious samurai. He was a terrific actor.

My favorite actor in Akira Kurosawa films is the goofy samurai.

by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004

Husam and Samer

Also known as Odin and Baldr. Both of these dick tooths thought it would be funny to send urban dictionary words of our names while i was trying to work with the plumber for my house. Those two dumb fucks can't get an erection even if it was to save their own lives, this specimen sub-human retarded pieces of shit should be gunned down in the streets like the degenerates they are.

I saw Husam and Samer today, it was the most retarded thing i have ever seen.

by Laith aka tyr always wins October 24, 2019

salty samurai

The leader of the Holy Samurai clan, destined to destroy the evil tyrant weebls, who hath forsaken the Samurai clan.

Holy shit! Salty samurai is again crushing weebls with his spamming powers!

by Cheesebadger December 23, 2004

Samera

Common name of a woman that is sex on legs who encourages male wet dreams. Samera's are extremely big headed and boast about their vast experience in bed, their ridiculously huge tits, or the fact that your boyfriend probably wants to nail her. Samera's are always pestered by locals for her juicy juicy mangos.

Samera a woman with juicy juicy mangos

by soph15 December 23, 2011

Sameer

People who lose there nose in a accident then just go around sticking there dick in pipes. Their most commonly see fucking a engine or harpreet

Man you such a sameer

Yooo man shut upppp mannnn yooooooooo

by Stopairballing November 5, 2020

potato samurai

a legendary samurai reincarnation, born in the 20th century, the potato samurai has uncanny skills which include but are not limitted to being able to hit any potato, anywhere, at any speed, and splatter it. it is alleged that the potato samurai has riden on top of busses, jumped from multiple story buildings, and stuck a chilli on his own eye. the pubic hair of the potato samurai is his most formidable defence, no waxing strip can remove it.the potato samurai is believed to have been born to a german family in australia but they realized they had birthed the chosen one when he came out with slanty eyes.

"hurry up and mash the potato mum, or ill get the potato samurai to do it"

adam: "do you want sand in your pocket!"
andrew: ""i'll get the potato samurai onto you"
adam: "here is my wallet".

by potato samurai October 19, 2009

samurai deli

Is like jazz on crack. Its more like very poorly constructed ska music with no real direction or lyrical meaning.

It can also be used to define pseudo-musicians with drug habits.(heroin,meth, or crack commonly)

Man dont listen to them. Thats samurai deli.

Hey did you hear? Dustin and Alex are samurai deli.

by someone who hates you January 4, 2008