Cooked salami

When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.

I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.

by BaconMacon April 8, 2024

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Drying Salami

Drying Salami: A sexual practice in which a male withdraws his penis from a partner's anal sphincter, followed by the partner exhaling warm air onto the penis with the aim of inducing ejaculation.

During their intimate encounter, John withdrew and asked Jane to perform drying salami as a form of alternative stimulation."

by Chick Bowdry August 31, 2023

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Uncorking the Salami

When a man cuts his penis so that the tip fills with blood. The blood crystalises, blocking it up, and then the man ejaculates, sending semen and dried blood everywhere.

"I caught him uncorking the salami all over her"

by Cumrag Adenauer September 8, 2022

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a guy who stuffs the crotch area of his underwear to make it look as though he has a big dick. Sometimes uses a real sausage of piece of hose, etc; and is not limited to using this technique to entice either gay or straight men or women. also used by trannys trying to appear to be well endowed men.

just look at that Salami Smuggler parading around Boys Town, trolling for action, with his overly large, stuffed package bulging out.

by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022

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