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Salami

A very big a slimy sausage that likes locking rooms
by Srikes June 15, 2021
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salami sisters

Two women who have sex with the same man.
After Kristy and Mack had sex with Chris, they were salami sisters.
by noobman8 October 9, 2014
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Cooked salami

When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.
I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.
by BaconMacon April 8, 2024
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salami

“my pussy pink just like salami”
by oikawa toruu October 12, 2020
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Uncorking the Salami

When a man cuts his penis so that the tip fills with blood. The blood crystalises, blocking it up, and then the man ejaculates, sending semen and dried blood everywhere.
"I caught him uncorking the salami all over her"
by Cumrag Adenauer September 8, 2022
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Salami Vortex

Salami Vortex is when a girl is so 'used' and the mew is so gapping wide that when a man goes in it feels like he "fell into space".
Jerry went to have sex with Tiffany, but once he saw the salami vortex he turned Christian.
by BookinWorm June 12, 2023
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salami hunter

he's a salami hunter
by Hana Salam Makedonec Kincho November 22, 2021
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