Sailor Mike

A sailor named mike who only comes out a night and has a really long penis (14 inchessss).

Sailor Mike can sail my ship anytime ;)

by redddrose November 10, 2011

Sailor Moon

the girl anime show ever.

you see panty shots of girls in sailor moon.

by tweak July 18, 2003

Hey Sailor

A gay catcall commonly accidentally used by freaks trying to be funny. More often than not, their attempt is not funny and makes them hated by their friends and acquaintances.

Person 1: "Hey sailor! Ha ha lol I'm so funny"
Person 2: Fuck off Will why are you stood with us

by grobscliffe December 10, 2017

Sailor Mouth

A permanent sperm taste in a persons mouth from overindulgence in man on man fellatio. Traditionally associated with the Navy.

Ian has been out of the Navy for 17 years and still suffers from sailor mouth.

by Dick C Normous February 11, 2010

blind sailor

A sexual act starting in doggy style. When the guy is about to climax, he pulls out then spits on her back, making her think he has climaxed. When she turns around you give it to her in the face, while yelling "Blind Sailor!"

My girlfriend was pissing me off so i gave her the ol' Blind Sailor

by fergo September 7, 2003

land sailor

1. A land-locked homosexual, usualy of the clomo variety, named so due to the inability to camouflage his but pirate-like advances toward unsuspecting straight sailors. Fortunately, easily detected by gaydar.

2. A Navy soldier stationed on a coastal outpost who longs for the companionship of other seamen.

Have you been introduced to Bruce? He may suggest you come over for a beer to watch football, but he really means he wants a naked wrestle in front of the fire. He is the one with a pink thong and glitter on his ass cheeks. Lift up his dress and you'll clearly see that he is a bit of a land sailor.

Bruce was a naval soldier who was stationed on a coastal outpost, yet longed for the companionship of other seamen.

by LemonySnicket July 22, 2006

sailor moon

pronounced: sailor moon
a really cool anime/manga/book, by nako takuchi AWESOME ,w00tness, 1337,kewl,nuff said

me< "OMG sailor moon is soo kewl!!"
*stuffs sugar in mouth*
me<"MOON PRISM POWER!!!"
*runs away*
me<"HEY DAN WHEN DOES HALO 2 COME OUT??!!!11"
*stabs*
*runs away*
*stuffs more sugar in mouth*

by amanda November 5, 2004