sawhorse slider

the act of bending a person over an object (ie. a sawhorse) so that hands and feet are touching the floor and then moving the penis back and forth through the butt crack so as to achieve sexual pleasure (imagine titty fucking only with a couple of fat ass cheeks)

Did you see the shitter on that critter? I'd love to give her the sawhorse slider!

by goodcook January 3, 2010

Todd Snider

Greatest Folk Singer ever. Most known for the song "Beer Run" but has many other great songs. Has recently gained a ton of popularity in the Americana music scene.

Todd is Originally from Portland Oregon but currently resides in East Nashville, TN. Released his first album "Songs for the Daily Planet" in 1994 His latest release "The Storyteller" was released in February of 2011

Todd is known for telling stories about his songs during live performances that may last up to 18 minutes.

I bought the new Todd Snider album yesterday it is amazing.

by fatcatracing May 1, 2011

wolf spider

Noun sing. When long anal hairs protrude from gluteal cheeks right near the anus and resemble a large ominous wolf spider peering from the crack of flesh colored rocks in the southwestern desert regions.

I was finally gettin’ some sweet parking lot tuna from behind, but when I glanced down and saw the huge muddy Wolf Spider I lost my erection.

by Hot Dog Goblin December 10, 2017

dead spider

the smell of a charcoal skinned individual

bro, that extremely tanned individual smells like a dead spider.

by yojan the great May 8, 2018

huntsman spider

a large fucking spider that is harmless but is gigantic and feared by many australians. this spider is found in houses mainly during summer because they love the heat, they feast on insects. they just sit on you’re wall still until you try to kill it they zoom off somewhere else in a fast pace. they are brown, short haired, skinny and massive sized and the size is probably why so many australians are petrified of then

dude there was a huge huntsman spider in my room, i ran out of my room and was petrified.

by didnotask1 January 20, 2020

brampton-spider

Brampton-spider is the nigga who got bit by an Indian has super powers. They probably say they're not from brampton but those niggas are lying. They got the power to eat any chicken clean

Guy 1: You guys see da brampton-spider?
Guy 2: Yea, he ate the fried chicken clean fam
Brampton-spider: I'm not from Brampton

by Black Airforce Nigga February 19, 2020

Janus Sanders

A smexy snek boi that deserves more love

Omg they are such a Janus Sanders

by Introverted Snail November 2, 2020