lung seed

Small white seed shaped thingy that you sometimes cough up and spit out.

You do cough them up seeming like they come from your lungs

The other day I was talking with my friends when I coughed up a lung seed. My friends stared at me in confusion and disgust.

by AmyOnTheLawn April 27, 2014

shwank seed oil

Shwank seed oil is a catchy term for sperm. Or something you tell your significant other she needs, when you want a little TLC...

I tell my wife she looks like she could use a little shwank seed oil....

by JimmyDB October 12, 2016

Maryland Seedling

Those annoying cunts who buy a ton of expensive shit to represent their state but end up looking like total dousche bags. Occurs most often in Maryland.

Ben: that Will is such a Maryland Seedling and it pisses me off
Will: Fuck off Ben

by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017

Vintage Seed

An old dude’s jizz.

Rachel is into age gaps. She craves vintage seed. Can’t get enough.

My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.

by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018

Ahmad sayed

a boy name used in the Middle East. most likely a friendly elephant. he is a far cousin of Humpty Dumpty. is slightly funnier than Amy Schumer. hobby include screaming and drifting on the floor.

dang ahmad sayed is so cool

by birdfunnybusiness March 13, 2023

Sateda

It is planet on Stargate Atlantis. It is too, homeplanet of Ronon.

Ronon is from Sateda.

by [Tomppa] August 23, 2006

Bird Seed Breathe

What you call someone that looks like a bird. Usually has a peak shaped nose, a nasal voice and no neck.

Friend: I don't know what to be for Halloween.

Me: You should be a Parakeet, you have the nose for it.

Friend: Let's not forget your sausage nose...

Me: Fuck you Bird Seed Breathe.

by abramm24 March 26, 2009