Rum Floater

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.

The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.

by SurlyFurious November 8, 2021

Rum

A piece of shit! Someone who brings down others so their miserable ass has someone to hangout with!

Josh ayal is a fucking rum! He is always shooting meth and sucking dicks!

by Chelserie hehe October 30, 2021

poor mans rum

Cup of tea !

Some poor mans rum soon calmed him down.

by !munchkin-pumpkin! January 23, 2012

rum huggie

When a pirate gives you a drunk reach around with his hook hand!

Dude! Did Captain Hook give you a rum huggie last night!!

by Big Felix the Nigerian August 12, 2017

Indian Rum Bum

The act of using pickle juice and rum for an enema. This is often done after a particularly violent anal cleaning.

I gave my ass hole a good cleaning in preparation for this Indian Rum Bum I'm about to get.

by bigbuttfucker October 24, 2018

spacks rum

It is used to indicate if something has technical malfunctions.

Person 1:"Ahh man, i have some major üroblemes!"
Person 2:"Ohh, if it spacks rum you should get it fixed or get a new one!"

by üüüäääööö February 20, 2019

rum jungle

when a boy becomes a man and he sips upon a bottle of Bundaberg rum, he enters a wilderness of great anger, stomping through the unknown, leaving anyone standing in his path brutalised by the mighty power of the tainted liquor.

Big cobba: At Bailey's party I'm gonna enter the Rum Jungle.
Big spippy: Oh yeah, what the heck is that?
Big cobba: Everyone's gonna know what i REally think of em
Big spippy: Look I'm just here for a coupla couplas big fella

by Bundy Love June 19, 2018