Ruben

A certified black person even if his skin color says differently. Always allowed to say the N-word

James: ‘I heard Ruben said the n-word but he is white!’
Thomas: ‘But he is Ruben he is certified black.’

by RealBlackie December 3, 2021

A Ruben

"A Ruben" in Australia is a slang word for having a day off work "sick day", when you're not really sick

The word "Ruben" was named after NRL Legend Ruben Wiki, a legendary rugby league player from the 90's to 2000's"
His surname "Wiki" rhymed with the word 'Sickie", which is Australian slang for sick day or day off

I'm having a Ruben tomorrow

by robbiemei October 6, 2019

Rubene

A obese russian teacher

The house is leening to the right side, Rubene must be there.

by Nib44 October 11, 2021

ruben stywes van der berg

Ruben is an stuttering wwwanker, he sometimes forgets his name and struggles to talk in general. He is a nice and fun person and also a big advocate for bafana bafana. In general a great guy.

A pretty girl: "What's your name?"
ruben stywes van der berg: ""

by Miernes1234 November 12, 2023

Ruben/Röbi

ruben (also called gangster) has the most beautiful dick in the world. it has the perfect size. er luegt nur uf charakter!😂

Pers. 1: What is so special at Ruben/Röbi?
Pers. 2: He has the perfect dick.

by nebur.pino July 21, 2018

Ruben Papichups

A person who is the "king of breaking the seal" .

"Hey did you see that son of a Ruben Papichups?" "Yeah, I saw her! She used the bathrook 6 times in 1 hour !"

"Yeah, she is such a Ruben Papichups...always breaking the seal and clogging the toilets".

by 저슽 me August 30, 2021

Beat up ruben sim day

Beat up ruben sim day is a day on 28th November in which you can beat up ruben sim and they CAN NOT fight back

im going to beat up ruben sim on beat up ruben sim day

by Chubbycheeks2611 November 27, 2023