Procrastination Rooster

The consequence of procrastination is call Procrastination Rooster. Multiple consequences of multiple acts of procrastination will yield Procrastination Roosters. Procrastination Roosters need immediate attention, or they will make a lot of noise. Procrastination Roosters are easy to keep as pets - ignoring it keeps them around. Procrastination Roosters appear when you least expect it. In some cases, you know when you will be getting a visit from Procrastination Roosters.

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, the Procrastination Roosters have come home to roost.

It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with that next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).

by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023

Shoot the rooster

When during a mfm threeway with the girl riding on top, and she starts to orgasm tilting her head back letting out screams of delight (as in crowing like a rooster), the other guy shoots his load into her mouth causing her to choke and cough.

Dude, the other night with Mandy, she was was cumming so loud I had to shoot the rooster to get to her to quiet down.

by Lahist March 7, 2023

Procrastination Rooster

When the consequences of all your procrastination comes back to haunt you, and you have to deal with them.

It's the first day of work since Christmas break. For all the times I said, I'll deal with that next year... all my procrastination roosters have come home (to roost).

by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023

hidden rooster

1. Another slang term for a male dogs red rocket

2. A nickname for a sexual act with another person

3. A knife on the television show, Cutlery Corner

"Dammit! Bubba's hidden rooster is out again!"

by SirAlot May 21, 2017

Chinese Rooster

When you are having sex with an asian female, preferably during the early morning hours of spring or summer while the windows are open for fresh air (approximately 4-7 am), and she orgasms so loud that your roommates, parents, or neighbors wake up from the moan just as a rooster wakes up people from their cock-a-doodle-do.

Asian female: (with accent) Oh fuck! keep going i'm about to!
Neighbor next door: Hey! keep it down! I've had enough of your chinese rooster every day at 6:13 am!

by ldizzle2012 September 13, 2017

Snowy rooster

This occurs when a man nuts on another man’s/his own pubes and let’s it dry then scratches it onto one another’s mouth

Last year Jim gave me a snowy rooster and it’s my favorite holiday tradition

by Bigdaddy15350 January 4, 2023

Rooster syndrome

When on holidays or at a restaurant etc
The need to guzzle and shed of food to avoid waste

Rooster syndrome;
Rooster zoidberged down the left over rice, even though he was about to explode 😝

by Woodi1024 April 24, 2022