Ricer Pipeline

The act of placing a hamster, gerbil etc. into a tube, then proceeding to insert the said tube into their own assholes and shitting into it, and attempting to push the small animal into the other persons ass.

Dude me and Danny did the Ricer Pipeline last night!

by Thehamguzzler September 24, 2018

Ricer fuck

A person who drives one of the following

Raspy ass Honda with a true straight pipe.
A slammed carolla or Altima.
Any infinity that's not stock.
A lowerd Genesis coupe.
Volkswagen with a blow off valve.
A Subaru Impreza with a roof rack.

Did you see all those ricer fucks at the gas station?

by Lilbitchboy March 9, 2019

ricer jeff

a term used in conjunction with a normal ricer to describe a specific type of ricer, ricer jeff's are usually found touching themselves at sight of any modded civic hatch back

oh look a vince, ricer jeff in that red honda hatch, is that lauren in the front seat?

by JAKE aka. 2uner November 9, 2006

Free ricer

free·ricer: free-rahys, -rahys; noun, verb; free riced, free ricing.

1. Somebody who procrastinates crucial work in order to improve his or her vocabulary.

2. An individual who spends a majority of their time playing a game that is available on the internet where with each vocabulary question answered correctly 40 grains of rice are donated by a sponsor to UN World Food Organization.

Origin: 2008 combo; ME fre, OE fréo; c. Goth freis, OHG ; (G frei), D vrij, Skt priyá- dear. Cf. friend, Friday & ME ris, rys < OF < It riso, risi (in ML risium) < MGk orýzion, deriv. of Gk óryza

Boss: Did you get those TPS reports from Katy?

Sonja: No Boss, Katy is a total free ricer. She may never get them done, but she sure has a resplendent vocabulary!

by Arianna K. May 17, 2008

Truck ricer

Like any normal ricer, a truck ricer has a lot of add ons and modifications that don’t do shit what so ever. Common characteristics of a truck ricer are but are not limited to: lifting your body 6 inches despite the axle remaining in the same position, a dumb ass exaust that makes your truck ridiculously loud and overly tinted windows, another awful characteristic of the tuck ricer is to lower it until it has almost no clearance which takes away most of the benefits of owning a truck in the first place

Asshole: “dude look at that low rider truck, that thing is sick bro”

Respectable individual: “that truck ricer is fucking awful and so are you”

by The virgin wizard June 20, 2018

Speed Ricer

The driver of a modified car (usually an import) who thinks his "badass" car is as tricked out as Speed Racer's 'Mach 5' in the 1960's cartoon series.

See ricer.

"Go Speed Ricer, go Speed Ricer, go Speed Ricer, go!!"

by Strife_07 September 11, 2007

American Ricer

American-manufactured vehicles with all the 'thrills' of import ricers. Typically featuring a four banger engine and sometimes come included with (or added by the owner) a forced induction system. While these are sometimes accepted as 'better' than import ricers because they have American manufactured badges on them, they still are cheaply made, easily mass-produced vehicles that- like any vehicle- can be made 'faster' with a turbocharger. Often seen with giant unneccissary wings- improperly labeled as a spoiler (as they are front-wheel drive), a fart cannon, and altezza lights.

The most typical american ricers are the Dodge Neon, Chevy Cavalier, Chevy Cobalt, and the Ford Focus.

by EDOLZ December 19, 2008