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Retard

In the words of Stephen Colbert, "Sarah Palin is a fu%$ing retard"
by it's satire February 15, 2010
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Retard

Any person who's mental deficiency has lowered his IQ to 70 or less. Retarded people usually have a very limited vocabulary and often times have trouble understanding reason or logic especially if the person speaking to the retard has an above average intelligence. Retards who's intellect has been severely impared sometimes make unnatural or spontaneous motions with their limbs which make other people uncomfortable. Speech may also be affected by mental retardation causing constant stuttering and mispronunciation of easy words. Retards can be considered by some as almost "inhuman." This is due to the fact that retards can not understand basic philosophy and have no perception of things they haven't physically experienced themselves such as the atom or the concept of infinity. Mentally retarded people should not be brought to public places like churches or public performances where much like babies, they can cause a disturbance due to noise.
Child: "Mommy why is that kid in the middle row making all those weird noises?"
Mother: "Don't worry Jimmy, he's just a retard."
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retarding

Is defined by acts or actions of someone who is being really really stupid at the time.
Ken: Hey Shawn, What are you doing?
Shawn: Oh I'm using this non-sanitized kitchen knife to cut off this mole.
Ken: Are you retarding?
by Ken Stricklin June 23, 2007
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retardity

The quality or condition of being retarded.
I can't believe he's still defending his retardity.
by Mogs May 28, 2004
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Retard

an ignorant dumb ass arrogant fuck who thinks they are cool and smart but are neither (most people on earth)

not to be confused with a person born with a mental defect or who has a defect due to some sort of blunt trauma who are in fact,cool
Bill Clinton is a retard because he doesn't know what is means.
by smokey March 21, 2007
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Retard

1. Someone who is mentally or physically disabled.
2. A general insult that isn't really funny or politically correct.
1. I feel sorry for that kid. He's a retard.
2. Snotty Girl:(sarcastic) Oh, look at the poor little retard girl.
Other Snotty Girls: (laughing)
by Bellagy July 23, 2010
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Retard

1) Someone who lacks any shred of common sense.

2) Someone who has no verifiable medical reason for acting in an idiotic manner.

3) Someone of normal IQ who just can’t seem to grasp the blatantly obvious.

4) Someone who ignores all scientific data in favor of their own idiotic ideology.

5) Someone who makes the EXACT SAME MISTAKE repeatedly, but just can’t figure out why they keep getting the same results
Sarah Palin is a retard, who’s youngest child is developmentally disabled, because he has Downs Syndrome.
by Highland Piper February 25, 2010
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